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800,000 hens die in blaze
« on: July 14, 2009, 04:46:11 pm »
Nearly a _million_ hens died this week when a fire started at a factory farm in Farwell. It's ok, though! Cuz the company says, "the financial impact of the fire will be minimal."

MILLION!
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Re: 800,000 hens die in blaze
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2009, 08:37:22 pm »
at least the bacon was left unharmed
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Re: 800,000 hens die in blaze
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 12:14:52 am »
Quote from: Warrior on July 14, 2009, 08:37:22 pm
at least the bacon was left unharmed
Haha.
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Re: 800,000 hens die in blaze
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2009, 12:18:18 am »
fried chicken anyone?
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Re: 800,000 hens die in blaze
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2009, 12:58:15 am »
this is major news.
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Re: 800,000 hens die in blaze
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2009, 01:34:15 am »
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Re: 800,000 hens die in blaze
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2009, 02:25:30 am »
If you want to make an omelet...
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Re: 800,000 hens die in blaze
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2009, 03:15:32 am »
I thought this was about Blaze going to KFC :/
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Re: 800,000 hens die in blaze
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2009, 07:42:47 am »
Quote from: Ergot on July 15, 2009, 03:15:32 am
I thought this was about Blaze going to KFC :/

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Re: 800,000 hens die in blaze
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2009, 03:19:30 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on July 15, 2009, 03:15:32 am
I thought this was about Blaze going to KFC :/

Hahaha, I was thinking when I opened this thread (for the third time) "Hrm, wait, I'm Blaze!  Get out of me, Dead-Hens!"
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Re: 800,000 hens die in blaze
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2009, 06:18:07 am »
RIP poor little hens.
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Re: 800,000 hens die in blaze
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2009, 04:12:50 pm »
Quote from: GameSnake on July 16, 2009, 06:18:07 am
RIP poor little hens.

It was probably better for them this way, anyway.  They all had AIDS.
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