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Offline Super_X

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Newby's an ass baby
« on: July 28, 2005, 10:03:49 pm »
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[18:42:17] Newby1337: my dad
[18:42:18] Newby1337: is an assfucker
[19:10:53] HolyMother0fGod: That's how you were born, wasn't it?
[19:10:58] Newby1337: Yes!
[19:10:58] *** Auto-response sent to Newby1337: AFK~ To the max!
[19:11:03] Newby1337: I am the ANAL BIRTH PROJECT RESULT.
[19:11:12] HolyMother0fGod: Figgured.
[19:11:16] HolyMother0fGod: So, what'd he do?
[19:11:32] HolyMother0fGod: (Haha, newby's an ass baby.)
[19:11:33] Newby1337: ANally raped a gorrilla
[19:11:56] HolyMother0fGod: I bet the gorrilla liked that?
[19:12:00] Newby1337: Sure did.
[19:12:04] Newby1337: That's why I'm here.
[19:12:04] Newby1337: :p
[19:12:09] HolyMother0fGod: hahah!!
[19:12:18] HolyMother0fGod: So, the truth finaly comes out.
[19:12:32] HolyMother0fGod: You should become a clown.
[19:12:34] Newby1337: ^_~
[19:12:38] HolyMother0fGod: Then you can be an Ass Clown

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Re: Newby's an ass baby
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2005, 01:19:00 pm »
LOL SO THAT'S WHY HE LIKES TORSOFUCK
(01:22:35) Newby: I am listening to 9989. Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver (0:07 / 2:37 320kbps)
(01:22:39) Newby: I am listening to 9990. Torsofuck - Worm Infested Anal (0:01 / 3:02 320kbps)
(01:22:43) Newby: I am listening to 9991. Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants (0:02 / 4:14 320kbps)

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Re: Newby's an ass baby
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2005, 02:42:22 pm »
You can see me being born HERE[/b]!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Newby's an ass baby
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2005, 04:01:20 pm »
EL OH EL NICE TRY FREEK! (I almost fell for it too!)
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.