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Offline Towelie

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« on: August 11, 2009, 01:47:51 am »
I have them.

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2009, 02:21:47 am »
I have them.
If it took you this long to find them, I have no choice but to put forth the conjecture that you must have the most miniscule testicles in the world.
errr... something like that...

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2009, 02:21:59 am »
Pics or it didn't happen.

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2009, 02:23:23 am »
Pics or it didn't happen.

Are you SURE you want to see a picture of my balls? lol

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2009, 02:26:40 am »
Pics or it didn't happen.
Are you SURE you want to see a picture of my balls? lol
Working from my previous conjecture, I must ask: does your camera even zoom in enough for that?
errr... something like that...

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2009, 02:27:16 am »
Pics or it didn't happen.
Are you SURE you want to see a picture of my balls? lol
Working from my previous conjecture, I must ask: does your camera even zoom in enough for that?
No zoom required, asshole.

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2009, 02:30:35 am »
No zoom required, asshole.
I just wanted to know if you had a good camera. Can we still be friends?
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Re: Testicles
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2009, 02:34:04 am »
No zoom required, asshole.
I just wanted to know if you had a good camera. Can we still be friends?
:D
Only if you give me $100

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2009, 02:38:03 am »
:D
Only if you give me $100
Ummm... well, you're going to have to throw in an elephant and 6 trained lions if you want my $100.
errr... something like that...

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2009, 02:39:49 am »
:D
Only if you give me $100
Ummm... well, you're going to have to throw in an elephant and 6 trained lions if you want my $100.
I have those somewhere. It might take a few weeks but I'll have them fore you

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2009, 12:17:36 pm »
Pics or it didn't happen.
Are you SURE you want to see a picture of my balls? lol
Working from my previous conjecture, I must ask: does your camera even zoom in enough for that?
No zoom required, asshole.
I assume you have a wide angle lens?

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2009, 03:31:36 pm »
Pics or it didn't happen.

Are you SURE you want to see a picture of my balls? lol


It's pretty clear iago is a homo. I wouldn't ask him if he's sure or not, because we all remember him and joe, I think it was - don't we?

This, combined with the overwhelming amount of evidence provided by the defcon pictures: http://picasaweb.google.com/chris.mullins10/SidohMeetsiago?authkey=Gv1sRgCIW0tsiWjrXnsgE&feat=directlink#5366064765731316994

I'd watch out, iago - sidoh looks young enough for you to be a child rapist.
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Re: Testicles
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2009, 03:37:45 pm »
I have them.

I dunno man.. when we were chillin at your sister's place, you didn't seem to have enough testicular fortitude to close anything with those girls that came over..

Did you just recently find your balls while in the navy with the other guys?
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Re: Testicles
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2009, 03:45:06 pm »
hm
navy semen testicles
makes sense

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2009, 04:48:56 pm »
Did you just recently find your balls while in the navy with the other guys?
probably some time during this:
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Re: Testicles
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2009, 06:03:29 pm »
When I read this topic, I thought "This is going to be bad."  I wasn't let down.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2009, 08:37:21 pm »
Pics or it didn't happen.

Are you SURE you want to see a picture of my balls? lol


It's pretty clear iago is a homo. I wouldn't ask him if he's sure or not, because we all remember him and joe, I think it was - don't we?

This, combined with the overwhelming amount of evidence provided by the defcon pictures: http://picasaweb.google.com/chris.mullins10/SidohMeetsiago?authkey=Gv1sRgCIW0tsiWjrXnsgE&feat=directlink#5366064765731316994

I'd watch out, iago - sidoh looks young enough for you to be a child rapist.
Wait... what about me and Joe?

Also, that was Sidoh's girlfriend's idea. And Sidoh is at least 21 so it's allllll good ;)

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2009, 01:58:15 am »
Pics or it didn't happen.

Are you SURE you want to see a picture of my balls? lol


It's pretty clear iago is a homo. I wouldn't ask him if he's sure or not, because we all remember him and joe, I think it was - don't we?

This, combined with the overwhelming amount of evidence provided by the defcon pictures: http://picasaweb.google.com/chris.mullins10/SidohMeetsiago?authkey=Gv1sRgCIW0tsiWjrXnsgE&feat=directlink#5366064765731316994

I'd watch out, iago - sidoh looks young enough for you to be a child rapist.
Wait... what about me and Joe?

Also, that was Sidoh's girlfriend's idea. And Sidoh is at least 21 so it's allllll good ;)


You know. You, Joe, pictures of Joe's penis being exchanged. We haven't forgotten.
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Re: Testicles
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2009, 03:29:45 am »
Pics or it didn't happen.

Are you SURE you want to see a picture of my balls? lol


It's pretty clear iago is a homo. I wouldn't ask him if he's sure or not, because we all remember him and joe, I think it was - don't we?

This, combined with the overwhelming amount of evidence provided by the defcon pictures: http://picasaweb.google.com/chris.mullins10/SidohMeetsiago?authkey=Gv1sRgCIW0tsiWjrXnsgE&feat=directlink#5366064765731316994

I'd watch out, iago - sidoh looks young enough for you to be a child rapist.
Wait... what about me and Joe?

Also, that was Sidoh's girlfriend's idea. And Sidoh is at least 21 so it's allllll good ;)


You know. You, Joe, pictures of Joe's penis being exchanged. We haven't forgotten.

I remember Joe sending a picture of his penis to a bunch of people, but I'm not sure how I got involved there..

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2009, 08:16:57 pm »
Whatever you say...
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Re: Testicles
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2009, 02:55:47 am »
I have them.

I dunno man.. when we were chillin at your sister's place, you didn't seem to have enough testicular fortitude to close anything with those girls that came over..

Lol I can honestly say I don't remember any girls coming over...

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2009, 12:48:43 pm »
Lol I can honestly say I don't remember any girls coming over...
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