Can someone give me the tl;dr version?
His friend gets turned into a computer by the government, and secretly hacks himself to be awesome, then escapes. He changes his friend (the person telling the story) into the same, they both get captured by the government. He refuses to do anything for them, so they let them go and pay them to keep quiet. He moves to Africa. The End.
Thanks for turning a really good story into a pile of ass. With none of the actual important details.
