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Dumb Microsoft product
« on: June 06, 2005, 08:00:21 pm »
So, I was writing my report in Word, and I put in a very specific date. The tooltip displays a message, and hilarity ensues.

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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2005, 08:01:48 pm »
Hahaaha. Lame. What was your report on?
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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2005, 08:03:21 pm »
The Irish Revolution and the IRA.

Interestingly enough, it let me schedule a meeting for that date. Wonder when it will remind me..
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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2005, 08:55:26 pm »
Never?
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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2005, 09:04:46 pm »
Quote from: Quik on June 06, 2005, 08:03:21 pm
Wonder when it will remind me..

Obviously on April 24th, 1916. Jeez.
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2005, 11:59:03 pm »
Dude, use RTFEdit by Joe[x86] for your text editing needs!
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2005, 06:49:56 pm »
Probably on April 24th, 2016
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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2005, 08:24:52 pm »
Quote from: iago on June 07, 2005, 06:49:56 pm
Probably on April 24th, 2016

Are you harassing my sup?
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2005, 10:34:19 pm »
Amusing. :)
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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2005, 01:30:58 am »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on June 06, 2005, 11:59:03 pm
Dude, use RTFEdit by Joe[x86] for your text editing needs!
one of these days, ill make a win32 notepad out of C++ which will pwn your RTFEdit.
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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2005, 01:55:26 am »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on June 06, 2005, 11:59:03 pm
Dude, use RTFEdit by Joe[x86] for your text editing needs!

Uhm, no. :)
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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2005, 04:19:14 am »
If it can textblock anything that comes out of your mouth, I'll use it.

Just kidding,
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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2005, 08:50:50 am »
Nah, dumb microsoft products are the combination of IE and Windows Update. For instance, yesterday on my recently formatted XP box, I figure I'll download some updates. Well, ofcourse Microsoft seems to think it's necessary to restart after just downloading the new Windows Update. That's right folks', no actual updates/paches/service packs, just the mother fuckin' program. Now, that was just stupid. But, whatever.. I restart, download some updates, restart again [ugh]... Then, after I'm going through the updates trying not to get frustrated, I get in a fight with this here banner!

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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2005, 09:34:30 pm »
.. Never download an update on Windows without changing your reg key. EVER.
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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2005, 11:43:24 pm »
Agreed. Windows personally KILLS your OS. As in destroying your MSIE, eating your resources, and other stuffs :[ It's BAAAD
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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2005, 12:15:23 am »
Quote from: deadly7 on June 08, 2005, 09:34:30 pm
.. Never download an update on Windows without changing your reg key. EVER.

Unless your copy is legit!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Dumb Microsoft product
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2005, 12:19:54 am »
Quote from: Warrior on June 08, 2005, 11:43:24 pm
Agreed. Windows personally KILLS your OS. As in destroying your MSIE, eating your resources, and other stuffs :[ It's BAAAD

Erm, Windows kills your OS? I think you misworded that? :)
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