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« on: March 27, 2010, 09:56:29 pm »
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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2010, 10:16:19 pm »
I like his counter to the whole "meat eaters are contributing to global warming! zomg!"
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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2010, 01:49:56 am »
He's a funny guy, and I'll give him props to that, but his arguments are simple rhetoric and, in the end, don't make sense.

Just to look at his "global warming" thing -- yes, it's funny, but it's wrong for a couple reasons:

* Humans artificially breed cows like crazy, for the meat industry, so for every person that doesn't eat meat less cows are bred, less methane
* The pollution from cows largely isn't from the methane they produce, it's from the amount of processing required to feed them and to dispose of their waste
* It takes 100x more plants to raise a cow for people to eat than if they'd just eaten the plants to begin with

So yeah, his whole global warming this is just wrong.

But I do agree with what he said about Michael Vick. He was sentenced to 23 months in prison (and a huge fine) for doing something that people do every single day. I've complained before about the double standard we hold, and that's just further evidence.

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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2010, 02:18:08 am »
Carlos Mencia is an idiot. And an awful comedian to boot.
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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2010, 07:16:09 am »
But I do agree with what he said about Michael Vick. He was sentenced to 23 months in prison (and a huge fine) for doing something that people do every single day. I've complained before about the double standard we hold, and that's just further evidence.

He should have served more time.

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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2010, 12:00:18 pm »
But I do agree with what he said about Michael Vick. He was sentenced to 23 months in prison (and a huge fine) for doing something that people do every single day. I've complained before about the double standard we hold, and that's just further evidence.

He should have served more time.

Then every slaughterhouse employee should too.

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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2010, 12:52:19 pm »
But I do agree with what he said about Michael Vick. He was sentenced to 23 months in prison (and a huge fine) for doing something that people do every single day. I've complained before about the double standard we hold, and that's just further evidence.

He should have served more time.

Then every slaughterhouse employee should too.


What Michael Vick did involves a lot more animal cruelty. Theoretically, there should be no cruelty in slaughterhouses, but granted that there is, it's nothing like dogfighting.

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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2010, 01:21:37 pm »
He may be a comedian
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2010, 03:48:17 pm »
What Michael Vick did involves a lot more animal cruelty. Theoretically, there should be no cruelty in slaughterhouses, but granted that there is, it's nothing like dogfighting.
How is there "theoretically" no cruelty in slaughterhouses? Last time I checked, cows didn't grow up thinking "OH BOY I'M GOING TO GET CUT UP FOR PEOPLE TO EAT ME! YAYYYYY!" You're advocating murder, you're just apparently too ignorant to actually see that  about yourself.
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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2010, 04:15:40 pm »
What Michael Vick did involves a lot more animal cruelty. Theoretically, there should be no cruelty in slaughterhouses, but granted that there is, it's nothing like dogfighting.
How is there "theoretically" no cruelty in slaughterhouses? Last time I checked, cows didn't grow up thinking "OH BOY I'M GOING TO GET CUT UP FOR PEOPLE TO EAT ME! YAYYYYY!" You're advocating murder, you're just apparently too ignorant to actually see that  about yourself.

I think he means something specific by "cruelty" -- like inflicting suffering, etc.  The killing is supposed to be painless and instantaneous.

Cows didn't grow up thinking that, but cows probably don't have aspirations at all.

You're asserting that killing a cow is in the same equivalence class as killing a human.  While I do think that this claim has some merit, asserting it and then calling us omnivores murderers isn't going to get you anywhere.

iago, I agree that there is a bit of a double-standard here, but I agree even more with Ender -- slaughterhouses aren't designed with the intention of causing pain and suffering.  Dog fights kind of are.

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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2010, 05:10:37 pm »
cows didn't grow up thinking "OH BOY I'M GOING TO GET CUT UP FOR PEOPLE TO EAT ME! YAYYYYY!"
How do you know what cows do or don't think?

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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2010, 10:03:13 pm »
I think he means something specific by "cruelty" -- like inflicting suffering, etc.  The killing is supposed to be painless and instantaneous.
And I'm counter-arguing that killing is cruel regardless of the duration of the killing.
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Cows didn't grow up thinking that, but cows probably don't have aspirations at all.

You're asserting that killing a cow is in the same equivalence class as killing a human.  While I do think that this claim has some merit, asserting it and then calling us omnivores murderers isn't going to get you anywhere.
I'm not saying that killing a cow is equivalent to killing a human (atleast, not intentionally). Given the choice between the two, human preservation instincts obviously tell me to kill a cow instead. Instead what I'm trying to say is that, if you killing dog fighting and killing dogs is cruel, you should also think that raising cows specifically to kill them is also cruel. As to whether or not cows have their own ambitions, I obviously can't speculate about that, but no intelligent (even unintelligent) species wants to die. There's a reason that a bug, even though it has a brain the size of a pencil tip, flies away from you as fast as it can.

How do you know what cows do or don't think?
We worship cows. God told me so.

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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2010, 10:07:00 pm »
What Michael Vick did involves a lot more animal cruelty. Theoretically, there should be no cruelty in slaughterhouses, but granted that there is, it's nothing like dogfighting.
How is there "theoretically" no cruelty in slaughterhouses? Last time I checked, cows didn't grow up thinking "OH BOY I'M GOING TO GET CUT UP FOR PEOPLE TO EAT ME! YAYYYYY!" You're advocating murder, you're just apparently too ignorant to actually see that  about yourself.

I think he means something specific by "cruelty" -- like inflicting suffering, etc.  The killing is supposed to be painless and instantaneous.
I'd count living in jail as suffering. Told when to eat, mate, etc your entire life, having your children taken away from you, being constantly pregnant so you can give milk, and dying when you're no longer useful (or when you're big enough to eat). I'd definitely call that "cruelty". It's not the way any creature should be brought up.

You're asserting that killing a cow is in the same equivalence class as killing a human.  While I do think that this claim has some merit, asserting it and then calling us omnivores murderers isn't going to get you anywhere.
Perhaps calling omnivores murderers is going a bit too far, but calling slaughterhouse employees murderers isn't too much of a stretch IMO.

iago, I agree that there is a bit of a double-standard here, but I agree even more with Ender -- slaughterhouses aren't designed with the intention of causing pain and suffering.  Dog fights kind of are.
Perhaps it isn't the intention to cause pain and suffering, but the whole premise behind raising huge amounts of animals for as cheaply as possible, and for the purpose of killing them, does a great job of it.

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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2010, 10:21:05 pm »
I said it once, I'll say it again.

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.  We are the superior animals, we can do as we please to the inferior.  If we want to eat cows and not dogs, that's our choice as the supreme rulers of the animal kingdom.

If aliens came and wiped us out, enslaved us because they are superior to us, so be it.  It's our fault for not evolving or taking the optimal path in the development of the human race, muwahhaahahahahahhahaaha.

Same with healthcare.  Don't have it, sucks for you.  SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.  Mwuahahahahahahhahahahaa.

EDIT:  Ok, the part about Healthcare was me being a dick.  As healthcare in the US is broken.  However, I do think some people are just asking for their health problems by becoming big fatties and not exercising and eating healthier.  And thus should be punished individually, and not have society as a whole be punished by having to subsidize the cost of their healthcare.
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2010, 10:22:30 pm »
Hey, while1, remember that time in Baltimore when we went to BK and had those delicious 1/2lb Bacon Burgers?  That was fun.

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« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2010, 10:23:50 pm »
Hey, while1, remember that time in Baltimore when we went to BK and had those delicious 1/2lb Bacon Burgers?  That was fun.

Oh man, shit was goooood.  I'm hungry now.
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« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2010, 10:38:33 pm »
What Michael Vick did involves a lot more animal cruelty. Theoretically, there should be no cruelty in slaughterhouses, but granted that there is, it's nothing like dogfighting.
How is there "theoretically" no cruelty in slaughterhouses? Last time I checked, cows didn't grow up thinking "OH BOY I'M GOING TO GET CUT UP FOR PEOPLE TO EAT ME! YAYYYYY!" You're advocating murder, you're just apparently too ignorant to actually see that  about yourself.

I think he means something specific by "cruelty" -- like inflicting suffering, etc.  The killing is supposed to be painless and instantaneous.
I'd count living in jail as suffering. Told when to eat, mate, etc your entire life, having your children taken away from you, being constantly pregnant so you can give milk, and dying when you're no longer useful (or when you're big enough to eat). I'd definitely call that "cruelty". It's not the way any creature should be brought up.

You're asserting that killing a cow is in the same equivalence class as killing a human.  While I do think that this claim has some merit, asserting it and then calling us omnivores murderers isn't going to get you anywhere.
Perhaps calling omnivores murderers is going a bit too far, but calling slaughterhouse employees murderers isn't too much of a stretch IMO.

iago, I agree that there is a bit of a double-standard here, but I agree even more with Ender -- slaughterhouses aren't designed with the intention of causing pain and suffering.  Dog fights kind of are.
Perhaps it isn't the intention to cause pain and suffering, but the whole premise behind raising huge amounts of animals for as cheaply as possible, and for the purpose of killing them, does a great job of it.


There should be legal repercussions for animal cruelty in slaughterhouses, just as there are for dog fighting. But dog fighting is worse... so the repercussions should be greater.

iago, I think that you are taking language from human society (words like "murder") and using them in inappropriate contexts. You're transferring the weight of a word in one context to an inappropriate context to magnify your message. For instance, a slaughterhouse employee is not a murderer. Yet you said it "isn't too much of a stretch" to say so. By your definition of murder, every predatory species is a species of murderers. Lions are murderers; so are wolves.

Now, a slaughterhouse employee who treats his animals cruelly is a cruel person. When you said "it is not a stretch to say slaughterhouse employees are murderers," I was confused as to whether you meant every slaughterhouse employee, or only the ones who are cruel to animals. (You can't categorically say all slaughterhouse employees abuse their powers.) But let's assume you meant to say the cruel ones are not a far way away from being murderers. I agree that the association of "evil" with "murder" transfers into this new context. However, there are legal associations with the word "murder". One of these legal associations is "life in jail" or thirty years and upwards. Do you really think a cruel slaughterhouse employee should be sentenced to life in jail, or thirty years and upwards? I agree that they should spend perhaps one or two years in jail, with heavy heavy fines, but thirty years is unreasonable.

What I am criticizing here is a trademark of PETA -- they manipulate language so that they can steal associations and connotations from human society to implant them in the animal world. This is an emotional appeal: pathos. And the way it is used is manipulative and dishonest.

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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2010, 12:06:53 am »
I said it once, I'll say it again.

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.  We are the superior animals, we can do as we please to the inferior.  If we want to eat cows and not dogs, that's our choice as the supreme rulers of the animal kingdom.

If aliens came and wiped us out, enslaved us because they are superior to us, so be it.  It's our fault for not evolving or taking the optimal path in the development of the human race, muwahhaahahahahahhahaaha.

Same with healthcare.  Don't have it, sucks for you.  SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.  Mwuahahahahahahhahahahaa.

EDIT:  Ok, the part about Healthcare was me being a dick.  As healthcare in the US is broken.  However, I do think some people are just asking for their health problems by becoming big fatties and not exercising and eating healthier.  And thus should be punished individually, and not have society as a whole be punished by having to subsidize the cost of their healthcare.
Thanks for defeating your own argument. :)

What Michael Vick did involves a lot more animal cruelty. Theoretically, there should be no cruelty in slaughterhouses, but granted that there is, it's nothing like dogfighting.
How is there "theoretically" no cruelty in slaughterhouses? Last time I checked, cows didn't grow up thinking "OH BOY I'M GOING TO GET CUT UP FOR PEOPLE TO EAT ME! YAYYYYY!" You're advocating murder, you're just apparently too ignorant to actually see that  about yourself.

I think he means something specific by "cruelty" -- like inflicting suffering, etc.  The killing is supposed to be painless and instantaneous.
I'd count living in jail as suffering. Told when to eat, mate, etc your entire life, having your children taken away from you, being constantly pregnant so you can give milk, and dying when you're no longer useful (or when you're big enough to eat). I'd definitely call that "cruelty". It's not the way any creature should be brought up.

You're asserting that killing a cow is in the same equivalence class as killing a human.  While I do think that this claim has some merit, asserting it and then calling us omnivores murderers isn't going to get you anywhere.
Perhaps calling omnivores murderers is going a bit too far, but calling slaughterhouse employees murderers isn't too much of a stretch IMO.

iago, I agree that there is a bit of a double-standard here, but I agree even more with Ender -- slaughterhouses aren't designed with the intention of causing pain and suffering.  Dog fights kind of are.
Perhaps it isn't the intention to cause pain and suffering, but the whole premise behind raising huge amounts of animals for as cheaply as possible, and for the purpose of killing them, does a great job of it.


There should be legal repercussions for animal cruelty in slaughterhouses, just as there are for dog fighting. But dog fighting is worse... so the repercussions should be greater.

iago, I think that you are taking language from human society (words like "murder") and using them in inappropriate contexts. You're transferring the weight of a word in one context to an inappropriate context to magnify your message. For instance, a slaughterhouse employee is not a murderer. Yet you said it "isn't too much of a stretch" to say so. By your definition of murder, every predatory species is a species of murderers. Lions are murderers; so are wolves.

Now, a slaughterhouse employee who treats his animals cruelly is a cruel person. When you said "it is not a stretch to say slaughterhouse employees are murderers," I was confused as to whether you meant every slaughterhouse employee, or only the ones who are cruel to animals. (You can't categorically say all slaughterhouse employees abuse their powers.) But let's assume you meant to say the cruel ones are not a far way away from being murderers. I agree that the association of "evil" with "murder" transfers into this new context. However, there are legal associations with the word "murder". One of these legal associations is "life in jail" or thirty years and upwards. Do you really think a cruel slaughterhouse employee should be sentenced to life in jail, or thirty years and upwards? I agree that they should spend perhaps one or two years in jail, with heavy heavy fines, but thirty years is unreasonable.

What I am criticizing here is a trademark of PETA -- they manipulate language so that they can steal associations and connotations from human society to implant them in the animal world. This is an emotional appeal: pathos. And the way it is used is manipulative and dishonest.
You seem to jump all over what I said, but don't clearly address the points. For that reason, it's sort of hard to respond.

First, I need to ask -- why do you consider dog fighting worse than slaughtering animals for food? For what it's worth, in the US, over 100,000 cattle are slaughtered each day -- that's about 35 million lives being lost each year -- just to feed people something they don't need to eat. Maybe animals aren't the smartest creatures around, but anybody who has/had a pet knows that they have feelings and definitely understand, to some extent, what's happening around them.

Also, I argued that the whole concept of livestock farming and slaughterhouses are cruel, not specific actions within them. Therefore, all slaughterhouse workers are cruel, and people who benefit from it, from my perspective. See my last post for reasons.

As for using the word "murder", I didn't bring up the word, deadly7 did. And I didn't directly call people who kill animals are murderers; rather, I said it wouldn't be much of a stretch (in other words, they aren't defined, but they could potentially be lumped in). I also added 'IMO' after, which should cleanse any sense of wrongdoing or innuendo (to quote an Offspring song).

As to the part about defining lions and lizards and whatnot as murderers, the whole "natural order of things" sort of bothers me, in the sense that it's an easy way to defend using animals for food, and for that reason I've thought about it a lot. My two answers to that are: a) humans are the only animal capable of reasoning about reasoning, and capable of having compassion for other creatures; Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep is entirely based on that idea. And b) farming isn't the natural order of things, hunting (and moreso, for humans, scavenging) is. For that reason, I dislike hunting less than I dislike the meat industry, although I argue that guns/weapons shouldn't be allowed when hunting.

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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2010, 02:22:31 am »
And I'm counter-arguing that killing is cruel regardless of the duration of the killing.

Then you're arguing semantics, I think...

Regardless, I don't agree with this assertion.  I don't think that a life has any value unless its presence is missed.

I'm not saying that killing a cow is equivalent to killing a human (atleast, not intentionally). Given the choice between the two, human preservation instincts obviously tell me to kill a cow instead. Instead what I'm trying to say is that, if you killing dog fighting and killing dogs is cruel, you should also think that raising cows specifically to kill them is also cruel. As to whether or not cows have their own ambitions, I obviously can't speculate about that, but no intelligent (even unintelligent) species wants to die. There's a reason that a bug, even though it has a brain the size of a pencil tip, flies away from you as fast as it can.

'murder' kind of implies "equivalent to killing a human".

It might not want to die, but I'm not so sure that's relevant if they're not given the chance to know they're going to be killed, or if they're unable to contemplate their own mortality.

Incidentally, has anyone watched the Penn & Teller episode on PETA?  It's pretty great.

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« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2010, 11:13:31 pm »
He may be a comedian
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You can laugh all you want, but - he's rich ( or extremely wealthy ) because of what he does.  I don't think I could say the same for you.

And out of the whole thing the only thing being discussed is the slaughter house bit?
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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2010, 11:23:09 pm »
He may be a comedian
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You can laugh all you want, but - he's rich ( or extremely wealthy ) because of what he does.  I don't think I could say the same for you.

And out of the whole thing the only thing being discussed is the slaughter house bit?

Yeah, but at the cost of his integrity.  He steals jokes that aren't even funny.

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« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2010, 09:23:38 pm »
He may be a comedian
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You can laugh all you want, but - he's rich ( or extremely wealthy ) because of what he does.  I don't think I could say the same for you.

And out of the whole thing the only thing being discussed is the slaughter house bit?

Yeah, but at the cost of his integrity.  He steals jokes that aren't even funny.

It takes a lot to get you killed on South Park.  You're either an asshole or a scientologist. (Or Kenny)
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I've got some advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger, you should know that I'm the man.
If I'm the fuckin' man, then you're the fuckin' man as well,
so you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit
And then you bought one.

All you read and wear or see and hear on TV is a product begging for your fatass dirty dollar.
So shut up and buy, buy, buy my new record. Send more money.
Fuck you, buddy.

Not 100% relevant, but I feel it brings a strong point. Since he followed the very difficult dream of becoming a profitable comedian, I consider him less of a sell out than someone who took the relatively easy path of selling their life working a shitty cubicle job they hate. For fucks sake, it's not like he deals drugs to children, hes only supplying the demand for jokes rehashed with a mexican accent. Only snobs that take life too seriously will claim he sold his integrity, while he's driving in his Ferrari with his trophy wife, not giving a shit about you or what you think.
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« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2010, 11:13:30 pm »
And out of the whole thing the only thing being discussed is the slaughter house bit?
I'm not exactly sure what you mean, but I seem to recall addressing a number of his points.

Like I said, it really comes down to this: his arguments are funny, but make no sense.

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« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2010, 03:41:41 pm »
I had a BLT last night.

But seriously, most veg-heads are hypocritical tard faces.  There are very few who actually know WTF they're talking about, and strictly practice their beliefs.  The others?  Well, I try to eat steak in front of them and piss them off by saying things like "you're a vegan, but wear leather boxing gloves...wtf mate?*"


*true story:  Chick I went to high school w/is epic into vegan MMA fighting (wtf, I know).  Hypocrisy: leather gloves, excessive food intake (thereby excessive food production).  She was posting pro-veg shit on facebook and got UBER OWNED by tons of people.  I laughed hard.

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Re: @Vegetarians
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2010, 04:09:36 pm »
I had a BLT last night.

But seriously, most veg-heads are hypocritical tard faces.  There are very few who actually know WTF they're talking about, and strictly practice their beliefs.  The others?  Well, I try to eat steak in front of them and piss them off by saying things like "you're a vegan, but wear leather boxing gloves...wtf mate?*"


*true story:  Chick I went to high school w/is epic into vegan MMA fighting (wtf, I know).  Hypocrisy: leather gloves, excessive food intake (thereby excessive food production).  She was posting pro-veg shit on facebook and got UBER OWNED by tons of people.  I laughed hard.
I have had no experiences even remotely similar to that with other veg*ans.