Pirate Joke

[Nate]

Ok, so, A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

Bartender: Why is their a steering wheel in your pants?

Pirate: AARRRHH, It be driving me nuts!

[Sidoh]

Haa! Good one!

[deadly7]

Har har matey. Yo ho ho. </pirate>

T'was all right.

[rabbit]

I heard that one two years ago...

[wires]

LOL!  Funny.

[Nate]

I heard that one two years ago...

Fine.

I was walking down the street and saw a pirate with a peg leg, a hook, and a patch over his eye. stunned, I asked him how he got a peg leg, he explained he fell in the water and a shark bit it off. I aksed where he got the hook and he told me another pirate cut it off. so then I ask how he got a patch over his eye and he says a bird pooped in his eye, i said " HOW THE HELL IS BIRD POOP GONNA GIVE YOU A PATCH" he told me it was the first day with the hook

[Joe]

hahahahah no.