You'd expect most people to say, "Yes, I drink coffee," or "yes, I drink coke." Ironically, I don't do either, so your lame defense doesn't work at all in this case, not that it would be particularly good even if I drank coffee and drank coke.
Are you really this stupid though? It would be pretty unusual for someone to call coffee, "good, fun, and beautiful", and complain how about he/she shouldn't drink coffee on Thursdays. Coffee is not responsible for families breaking up, for automobile accidents, or for health problems, or for markedly affecting one's judgment, unless it is drunk in quantities that usually no-one -- not even people who drink coffee far more than the average person -- drinks.
You look down on all of your friends who smoke pot, etc, as "worthless", yet you seem to regularly consume a drug that seems to affect people's lives just as much, if not more than, those other drugs. When was the last time you didn't drink for two weeks? Hypocrite.