FYI:
A) If your 22 year old room mate (Brandon) is out of town with your 24 year old friend (Josh) visiting Brandon's 17 year old girlfriend (and staying with her parents) don't go in his room
B) Further, don't let a mutual friend change Brandon's desktop to a porn shot of a guy we went to high school with
C) Further, don't drunk dial him hinting at A & B
D) Stay sober enough to prevent A - C
Inevitably on New Years we'll all be here, we'll all be drunk, and his computer will have gay porn on it again. All I can say is that I cannot be held responsible for the actions of others when I will not remember said actions the next day.
p.s. This is my crazy room mate that complained about the use of electricity (his dad paid the whole electric bill, that was nice) but always left lights on in the house. He never cleans the kitchen or the living room. He gets crazy paranoid about noise levels*, numbers of people over, and numbers of people under 21.
*we once had the music, honest to God, quieter than the movie he watched with us the night before and he freaked out