Fuck last night.
To an extent, I agree. I have plenty of leftover beer, though. 
We had 2 cases of Keystone, a 4 pack of Tilt, 6 pack of Becks, and a 12 pack of Fosters. Were running a little low for comfort on the Keystone (17 left) and were out of Tilt, so we picked up a case of Natty and a 4 pack of Sparks this evening in preparation for the evening debauchery. Also we're making this mixed drink that we make sometimes en masse. It's really good so you should try it - it will get you so fucked up. It's vodka, Sprite, Tonic Water, and Rose's sweetened lime juice. You don't taste the vodka at all and the ladies LOVE it. You can also put in lemon-lime gatorade powder and it tastes good too. Best served cold. We call it Alien Piss.
Last night just sucked because I was a big pussy at a party. I was talking to this girl who said "let's dance - you're not getting out of it" we go up on the stage to dance and my roommate leaves her friend so her friend grabs her and tells me she wants to go meet new people. What the fuck? Trust got no pussy and passed out in his bed, alone, at 2AM. Weak.
Tonight will be badass.
