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Offline BigAznDaddy

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4260 on: April 16, 2008, 09:14:23 am »
Quote from: Joe on April 16, 2008, 05:31:42 am
A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, "No. These are for boys."

The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother. The next day the girl sticks her tongue out at the boy and waves her new football in his face. The little boy angrily points to his boy's bike and says, "Oh yeah? Well, only boys can get these!"

But the next day, the little girl has the same bike. The little boy gets furious, pulls down his pants, points to his unit, and says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!"

The next day he walks by and the little girl promptly pulls up her dress, points to her bits, and proclaims, "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of those as I want."

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4261 on: April 16, 2008, 10:28:04 am »
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 15, 2008, 11:23:18 pm
Wtf?



I have a presentation tomorrow morning, test thursday morning, presentation thursday morning, rewrite of a test answer due friday morning, a luncheon friday at noon, walking neighborhoods for a House of Reps candidate, setting up a formal dinner at 430, and then a concert at 730.  Man, I need a drink and I'm out of beer Sad

Done.  Nearly done with creating my presentation on Israel for Thursday morning, too
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4262 on: April 16, 2008, 07:46:44 pm »
A prof just called my parents' house asking for me ... wtf?  It was regarding the scholarship I just won, he wants to get a bit of info about me so he can write his introduction (I guess he is introducing me).  Dude, calling my parents' house?  WTF.  I didn't even put that number on my application.

I guess that's all done, now.  Oye.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4263 on: April 17, 2008, 09:05:16 pm »
It's 420 weekend.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4264 on: April 17, 2008, 09:11:19 pm »
I think I broke my ankle at lacrosse yesterday. I jumped for a bad pass and landed on my foot sideways. I heard it crack, but walked it off and kept playing. After practice the pain came back and it's been hard/painful to walk since. I should have put ice on it, but I had a meeting, and now my ankle is huge. Whether or not it's broken, it sucks and hurts and now I can't play lacrosse.

Quote from: skip on April 17, 2008, 09:05:16 pm
It's 420 weekend.

Yes, yes it is. ;D
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Offline CrAz3D

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4265 on: April 17, 2008, 09:15:54 pm »
Trust.  Get xray.

Also, you are black, WTF!?
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4266 on: April 17, 2008, 09:22:32 pm »
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 17, 2008, 09:15:54 pm
Trust.  Get xray.

Also, you are black, WTF!?

I'm too busy, I might go to the health center and just have them check it out.

I'm black?
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4267 on: April 17, 2008, 10:01:58 pm »
Quote from: skip on April 17, 2008, 09:05:16 pm
It's 420 weekend.
Yep, and we all know why 4/20 is super important, right?

(and no, it has nothing to do with drugs)
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4268 on: April 17, 2008, 10:08:40 pm »
Quote from: iago on April 17, 2008, 10:01:58 pm
Quote from: skip on April 17, 2008, 09:05:16 pm
It's 420 weekend.
Yep, and we all know why 4/20 is super important, right?

(and no, it has nothing to do with drugs)


Arbor day precedes it?
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4269 on: April 17, 2008, 10:09:45 pm »
Quote from: iago on April 17, 2008, 10:01:58 pm
Quote from: skip on April 17, 2008, 09:05:16 pm
It's 420 weekend.
Yep, and we all know why 4/20 is super important, right?

(and no, it has nothing to do with drugs)

hitler's birthday, duh
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4270 on: April 17, 2008, 10:14:57 pm »
My birthday!
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4271 on: April 17, 2008, 10:29:07 pm »
Quote from: Hitmen on April 17, 2008, 10:09:45 pm
hitler's birthday, duh
True story: my calc 2 professor was lecturing about Hitler and 4/20 the other day. It was fucking AWESOME!
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4272 on: April 17, 2008, 10:32:35 pm »
Quote from: Krazed on April 17, 2008, 10:14:57 pm
My birthday!
Win!

Although the day preceded by Arbor Day is pretty good too. :)
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4273 on: April 17, 2008, 11:49:46 pm »
Don't forget Columbine, Kobain, and whatever else happened, I forget.
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fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4274 on: April 18, 2008, 12:01:44 am »
Apollo 16 lands on the moon

or at least that's what they want us to think...
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