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Offline Newby

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8205 on: September 20, 2009, 05:23:18 pm »
I think that's pretty obvious: sex.
Wouldn't you rather find somebody you get along and can hang out with, and ALSO have sex with?

(Maybe that's a stupid question :P)


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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8206 on: September 20, 2009, 06:00:52 pm »
I think that's pretty obvious: sex.
Wouldn't you rather find somebody you get along and can hang out with, and ALSO have sex with?

(Maybe that's a stupid question :P)


I want cake. Plain and simple. If there's icing on it, that's great too!
In my experience, the cake part is the crap you have to eat to justify eating the icing. So wouldn't that make the cake the girl, and the icing the sex?

It sounds to me like you want icing without cake, and that's just plain unhealthy.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8207 on: September 20, 2009, 06:10:15 pm »
I think that's pretty obvious: sex.
Wouldn't you rather find somebody you get along and can hang out with, and ALSO have sex with?

(Maybe that's a stupid question :P)


That's choice number one. If that isn't happening, option number two still works. :D

I want cake. Plain and simple. If there's icing on it, that's great too!
You can't have your cake and eat it too. I'm sorry.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8208 on: September 20, 2009, 06:56:05 pm »
I want cake. Plain and simple. If there's icing on it, that's great too!
In my experience, the cake part is the crap you have to eat to justify eating the icing. So wouldn't that make the cake the girl, and the icing the sex?

It sounds to me like you want icing without cake, and that's just plain unhealthy.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8209 on: September 20, 2009, 07:34:36 pm »
That made me want a tube of cake icing. Chocolate cake icing. But I don't want any black girls, so yeah.
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8210 on: September 20, 2009, 08:46:30 pm »
I think that's pretty obvious: sex.
Wouldn't you rather find somebody you get along and can hang out with, and ALSO have sex with?

(Maybe that's a stupid question :P)


You can always try whoring yourself out on craigslist for some cheap love :P


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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8211 on: September 20, 2009, 11:09:49 pm »
I think that's pretty obvious: sex.
Wouldn't you rather find somebody you get along and can hang out with, and ALSO have sex with?

(Maybe that's a stupid question :P)


You can always try whoring yourself out on craigslist for some cheapfat love :P

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8212 on: September 20, 2009, 11:40:24 pm »
I want cake. Plain and simple. If there's icing on it, that's great too!
You can't have your cake and eat it too. I'm sorry.

He didn't specify oral, I was assuming he was only hoping for vaginal intercourse.
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Re: Let's hear it!
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8214 on: September 21, 2009, 06:50:07 am »
Common interests tend to help. I have the easiest time talking to people (whether male or female) when we have something in common: food, music, games, places, activities, whatever. Once I find common ground, I rarely have trouble talking to somebody.

It's difficult to find common interest -- the only true one I can think of is that they're at our party to get drunk/hook up, and I'm at our party to get drunk/hook up. But nobody wants to talk about that!

Plus, I've got some weird interests..

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8215 on: September 22, 2009, 12:13:59 am »
Common interests tend to help. I have the easiest time talking to people (whether male or female) when we have something in common: food, music, games, places, activities, whatever. Once I find common ground, I rarely have trouble talking to somebody.

It's difficult to find common interest -- the only true one I can think of is that they're at our party to get drunk/hook up, and I'm at our party to get drunk/hook up. But nobody wants to talk about that!

Plus, I've got some weird interests..

You both go to college...that's common interests. Classes, etc. It's a lame conversation but then maybe it'll springboard into other things -- extracurriculars they're in, etc. If all else fails, make it up.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8216 on: September 22, 2009, 01:51:53 pm »
I don't recommend eating frosting directly out of the tube. It's actually pretty gross.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8217 on: September 23, 2009, 11:59:13 am »
So I picked up a friend out of the hospital. Interesting. He doesn't remember what happened, but he had a fractured jaw, fractured tooth, and lacerations everywhere.

I'm guessing he got hit by a car. But hey, what do I know?
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8218 on: September 23, 2009, 12:31:48 pm »
So I picked up a friend out of the hospital. Interesting. He doesn't remember what happened, but he had a fractured jaw, fractured tooth, and lacerations everywhere.

I'm guessing he got hit by a car. But hey, what do I know?
I'm guessing got drunk and mouthed off to a pimp.

But seriously, did the hospital know? Where was he found?

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8219 on: September 23, 2009, 08:28:56 pm »
I want to marry Karin Dreijer Andersson. :O
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