Fuck HP. God-awful stupid Indians that even I can't understand, want to bash my head into a wall while talking to them, just to get them to realize that NO, when you install a new piece of hardware, it is not required that you wipe my fucking hard drive and reinstall Vista and that YES, I am keeping my data and not sending it to you. Morons.
Also, fuck their cheap laptops whose heatsink fans just snap when on a desk under normal usage.