U-Haul sucks, they didn't have a receiver to attach the pickup to the trailer, so my co-worker ended up driving me and escorting me back the 90 minute drive from the dealership... I can say I safely made it home alive. Jesus loves me?
The bike got home alive and well for the most part too. I did not drop it or lay it down, technically? Meaning... I did get a scratch on a piece of plating near the inner part of the tailpipe going around a traffic circle... skimming the curb... it was a side swipe of the curb at stopping speed... wheels/rubber never touched the curb... it looks like only one small piece would need to be replaced and maybe a nut/screw, not the whole tailpipe or anything.
I'm so noob, so pissed at myself. Was all going well until that, wasn't even on a busy traffic or on the worst part of the drive back. Meh, gah, I'm such a screw up. Oh well, it's what I get for being impatient and too cheap to rent the 14' U-Haul truck or waiting until I could find someone at work with a truck + trailer/ramp to borrow. Fuck me.