That's my friend Patrick not me, that's not his mom either.
btw deadly my mom does have blonde hair.
blonds are pretty cute
dude.............there was chick just left, mmmmmm.
such pretty girl. is wish that shecd goned out ieht me when I asked back in lasrt semsters.
(Ive beendrinking tonight;p))
goodtimes, doot times.
heh
just talked to cute girl aint seen in awhiel, ought to sask he rto movies, shesds cutge.
I doubt this is legitimate. If you were this drunk, you wouldn't be posting on a forum. I've written coherent essays after a bottle of wine. Maybe if I drank so much that I were being rushed to the hospital in an ambulance for alcohol poisoning, and I were asked to scribble out some words on a piece of paper...
nevermind... even then I would hope that I'd be sharper than that.
Either:
A) This is a pathetic attempt to (brag?)
B) You really need to quit drinking alcohol
C) Both