Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Who am I kidding? You would.
In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/auto-flamer.htm <-- lol.
@ Sidoh: It's probably under warranty, but refurbished boxes are prone to break, too. We got a brand-new one, though.
