(12:51:11 AM) [x86] c0Ld: There's a Halloween party in pants if you're interested.
(12:51:20 AM) [x86] c0Ld: in MY pants, that is.
(12:51:21 AM) [x86] Joe: Cool.
(12:51:26 AM) [x86] Joe: I'll cum on over.
(12:51:31 AM) [x86] c0Ld: okay.
(12:51:42 AM) [x86] Joe: Just so you know
(12:51:45 AM) [x86] Joe: You're 52 minutes late.
(12:51:50 AM) [x86] c0Ld: the theme for the party is large snakes -- be sure to bring a costume.
(12:51:52 AM) [x86] Joe: It's November now.
(12:52:02 AM) [x86] c0Ld: California disagrees.
(12:52:03 AM) [x86] Joe: But hey, happy Hallows Day.
(12:52:10 AM) [x86] Joe: Yeah, but California's on fire.
(12:52:17 AM) [x86] c0Ld: This is true.
(12:52:34 AM) [x86] Joe: And the 47 mainland states will disagree when you fall off the side of the US in the next earthquake.
(12:52:49 AM) [x86] c0Ld: I'm actually in Illinois.
(12:52:56 AM) [x86] Joe: Flatlander!
(12:52:56 AM) [x86] c0Ld: I was just mentioning that they do indeed disagree with you.
(12:53:04 AM) [x86] c0Ld: Don't hate, you know you love our corn.
(12:53:12 AM) [x86] Joe: I'm from Wisconsin. I eat OUR corn.
(12:53:19 AM) [x86] Joe: And cheese.
(12:53:30 AM) [x86] c0Ld: Your corn tastes like incest-born baby poop.
(12:53:35 AM) [x86] c0Ld: Wait, shit, that's Alabama.
(12:53:41 AM) [x86] Joe: Wisconsin: 1.
(12:53:45 AM) [x86] Joe: Alabama: 0.