Earlier today a friend (buddy's ex) was over & we all were hanging out. She got me phone & sent buddy texts saying that I screwed her & that we were having a kid. She cleared it up later, though.
No he's texting me "you fucked her, yeah?" like 10 times he's asked. I reply "no, I havent. plus it'd be against guy law since she's your ex" He replies I have permission (might have to take him up on that).
Just now he calls from the bar screaming "you fucked her didnt you?"
Me: no
Him: then do it already, you have my permission...*interruption from his friend* Jenny shut up I'll fuck you later. You have my permission, fuck her already
Me: thanks? ok bye.
lol