We'll call my friend Mr. Belligerent. He's a small but scrappy motherfucker, 3rd in the state for wrestling and he was on the Alien Piss, beer, and jager.
So fraternity party permits last until 2AM, then the cops come in and turn on the lights and make everyone leave. Mr. Belligerent is dancing with some random girl who he thinks he's going to hook up with, and the cops come in. He gets pissed because she had gone to the bathroom and now he can't find her and everyone has to leave. So he starts cussing to the cops. They're just like "Take her up to your room and party there." and he said "She's gone" and they said "They probably saw who they were dancing with when the lights turned on and ran away." or something like that. It was funny but I remember he being pissed and wanting to fight the police and anybody he saw. We walk by another fraternity which just had a small thing going on and he wanted to go in there and pick a fight. I go with him to see if there are any straggling girls migrating over there who I could talk to. There weren't, so I just go take a piss and then we leave. We're walking back to our dorm and there are 3 guys standing outside, we didn't know who they were and were about 50 yards away and Mr. Belligerent just starts yelling at them and they yell back and he gets in their face. I know them so I explain the situation and take force him to go inside, but they for some reason followed. I get him up to my room (3rd floor) and he's resisting so I wrestle him outside of my door, get him inside and push him down on my futon. The girl that was in the room got scared and thought we were fighting and went somewhere for awhile and missed all of the excitement. My roommate and I try to calm Mr. Belligerent down but it doesn't work, so he goes back down because he's pissed that they're talking shit. So we're down there and everyones arguing because the original 3 went and got 3 more people and some guys in my face telling me if I don't move he's going to hit me so we're arguing back and forth and then my roommate closes the door to the stairs and keeps me and Mr. Belligerent on the stairs to try to stop stuff from happening. So I'm looking through this window on the stairs and then the door opens and this kid (the one who said he was going to hit me) grabs me and puts me in a headlock so I'm wrestling him off of me and when I get him off Mr. Belligerent slams him into a wall and then a football grabs me and I couldn't get away from him. I thought he was trying to fight me too but he was just trying to break stuff up. Good thing to, I could probably have taken the first guy but not the football player. Anyway everyones just yelling and my roommate ends up punching the previously mentioned shatter-proof window and breaking it because somebody on the other side insulted him or something I'm not really sure. Then somehow everything kind of stopped and Mr. Belligerent went upstairs with my roommate and the other guys went to this other room so I go to the room to let everyone know that my friend was just belligerent and that it just got blown out of proportion. My roommate thought I was getting jumped and go gets the RA for the 1st floor and explains the window and agrees to pay for it and all of that and they come find me and then the next 30 minutes or so is spent explaining this.
