Let's hear it!

[leet_muffin]

Handles: Jack, Seagrams, Lord Calvert, Smirnoff
Fifths: Jack (2), Crown, Schnapps
Beer:  3 30packs of Miller Lite, 12 of Coors light, 24 of Bud Light,

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[Towelie]

Handles: Jack, Seagrams, Lord Calvert, Smirnoff
Fifths: Jack (2), Crown, Schnapps
Beer:  3 30packs of Miller Lite, 12 of Coors light, 24 of Bud Light,

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[trust]

Handles: Jack, Seagrams, Lord Calvert, Smirnoff
Fifths: Jack (2), Crown, Schnapps
Beer:  3 30packs of Miller Lite, 12 of Coors light, 24 of Bud Light,

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Lite beer keeps you from getting fat.

[leet_muffin]

Yeah, because I don't drink any.

[trust]

Yeah, because I don't drink any.

I forgot you were so tough and cool that you don't need to drink beers of the lite variety. High five kiddo.

[Blaze]

Yeah, because I don't drink any.

I forgot you were so tough and cool that you don't need to drink beers of the lite variety. High five kiddo.

That's a considerable improvement from your previous version of this post. 

[Sidoh]

Yeah, because I don't drink any.

I forgot you were so tough and cool that you don't need to drink beers of the lite variety. High five kiddo.

leet_muffin is too cool for your pansy beer.

[Towelie]

Yeah, because I don't drink any.

I forgot you were so tough and cool that you don't need to drink beers of the lite variety. High five kiddo.

leet_muffin is too cool for your pansy beer.

Light beer tastes more like water than it does beer.

[Sidoh]

Light beer tastes more like water than it does beer.

I didn't mean for that to seem like a sarcastic claim insulting muffin.  I was referencing this post by Trust.

[leet_muffin]

Yeah, because I don't drink any.

I forgot you were so tough and cool that you don't need to drink beers of the lite variety. High five kiddo.

leet_muffin is too cool for your pansy beer.

Light beer tastes more like water than it does beer.

Exactly, I'd rather drink a bottle of water and a bottle of stout or dark ale than a bottle of your light/pale ale shit.

[trust]

Yeah, because I don't drink any.

I forgot you were so tough and cool that you don't need to drink beers of the lite variety. High five kiddo.

leet_muffin is too cool for your pansy beer.

Light beer tastes more like water than it does beer.

Exactly, I'd rather drink a bottle of water and a bottle of stout or dark ale than a bottle of your light/pale ale shit.

OK, we get it. You don't drink lite beer. leet_muffin, you are the lager lord, the beer bourguoise, the pilsner pope. We get it, you're the coolest kid in school.

[leet_muffin]

I forget what really drew you into this conversation... Oh yeah, the health benefeits of drinking light beer. k.

[iago]

I forget what really drew you into this conversation... Oh yeah, the health benefeits of drinking light beer. k.

But you get more drunk by drinking two light beers than a stout + a water. And isn't getting drunk really what's important?

[Krazed]

I forget what really drew you into this conversation... Oh yeah, the health benefeits of drinking light beer. k.

But you get more drunk by drinking two light beers than a stout + a water. And isn't getting drunk really what's important?

Generally, yeah.

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