I'm headed to the mall yesterday, stopped at a red light on the busiest street in town. Some girl gets out of the car next to me and says "Excuse me sir, you can find Jesus by calling this number" (or whatever).
I got PISSED. The Mormon card things was IN SPANISH! I'm wearing a cowboy hat, a 'Pearce for US Senate' shirt, I almost can't look any less brown. I wanted to knock on her window and say "Hey, I'm not too mad cause you're cute, but I don't speak spanish."