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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5100 on: July 02, 2008, 08:47:15 pm »
Sorry my first attempt at story telling didn't go well, I'll include all the details and you can rerank it.

So we were drinking at her place and I was laying on the floor. She decided it looked like fun to stand on me and I susquently 'tackled' her to the floor. At this point shes basically cuddling me, but then Sir. Douchebag has to go and pull her away.

Did I mention hes pretty much a state cop?

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Let's Hear It! thread quality control check:
[ ] alcohol/intoxication
[?] friends getting you in trouble/causing you trouble
[x] girls
[ ] party mishap
[x] sexual acts/cheating/adultery committed
[x] police/trouble with the law

Status: Slightly less FAIL
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5101 on: July 02, 2008, 08:59:46 pm »
that quality control thing was definitely lol lol atme saying lol @ lol lol
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5102 on: July 02, 2008, 09:37:11 pm »
edit: i had a great story but it's kind of private so yeah
« Last Edit: July 02, 2008, 09:47:46 pm by Rule »

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5103 on: July 02, 2008, 10:53:27 pm »
if you're just going to stick vista on it, why not get a dell or something for half the price, and quite possibly much better. my dell laptop is about a year and a half old and it has all of those specs.

edit: fck u zorm

A good laptop from Dell (pieced out) = ~$1600/1700... the MB Pro (mid-range one on apple's site) running in at $1750 is probably about the same specs if only a little weaker, plus the graphics card uses DDR3 memory and the memory is like... DDR2 800 MHz or something to that extent, so it'd be fast. And Apple's customer service is pretty awesome. They did replaced my waterlogged phone... no questions asked, either! And I could learn OS X... and be a triple threat in the OS scene.

Or, you could get a Dell with Ubuntu on it and stick Vista on it, especially considering how much Apple charges for upgrades.

I can buy the upgrades and install them myself at a reasonable price. Of course they're going to charge an arm and a leg if they do it: their usual customers are computer illiterate and don't know how.

So we were drinking at her place and I was laying on the floor. She decided it looked like fun to stand on me and I susquently 'tackled' her to the floor. At this point shes basically cuddling me, but then Sir. Douchebag has to go and pull her away.

Did I mention hes pretty much a state cop?

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Let's Hear It! thread quality control check:
[x] alcohol/intoxication
[x] friends getting you in trouble/causing you trouble
[x] girls
[ ] party mishap
[ ] sexual acts/cheating/adultery committed
[ ] police/trouble with the law

Status: ACCEPTABLE

I've had girls stand on me before... I dunno, though. We'll need warrior's opinion on the matter.

And if he's a cop... fuck him. Underage drinking is a big no-no to them. If you want to get him in trouble, somehow slip that into an anonymous note or something. :)
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5104 on: July 02, 2008, 11:28:07 pm »
edit: i had a great story but it's kind of private so yeah

tease
I tend to edit my topics and replies frequently.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5105 on: July 03, 2008, 11:23:55 am »
Target still has not called me back. I'm wondering if I somehow failed my drug test.. or my background check came back with bad things..

Or the drug test is taking a while... I don't know! :(
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5106 on: July 03, 2008, 01:00:06 pm »
Or, you could get a Dell with Ubuntu on it and stick Vista on it, especially considering how much Apple charges for upgrades.

Apple's hardware tends to have narrower tolerances. You can't, for example, take any RAM and throw it in a mac; you have to use what it's designed for. It doesn't justify the markup, but it's also not as if Apple is keeping a secret about what RAM to buy - they tell you right on their website exactly what to buy. I spent $150 on RAM for my MacBook that Apple wanted $600 for - exact same make and model.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5107 on: July 03, 2008, 01:12:10 pm »
I passed my drug test, but I start the 19th. Basically making working pointless since I leave mid-August. :|
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5108 on: July 03, 2008, 01:19:01 pm »
I passed my drug test, but I start the 19th. Basically making working pointless since I leave mid-August. :|
lol

do they know you're leaving in less than a month?

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5109 on: July 03, 2008, 07:40:34 pm »
I passed my drug test, but I start the 19th. Basically making working pointless since I leave mid-August. :|
Transfer to a position store near you. :D

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5110 on: July 03, 2008, 09:34:16 pm »
yeah cant you transfer stores?
 
and i got my new laptop today in the mail a dell Vostro 1000
it has windows vista. and i am still getting use to it :P
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5111 on: July 04, 2008, 10:26:43 am »
And I could learn OS X... and be a triple threat in the OS scene.

*nix - X11 + Apple's proprietary windowing system which is unbreakable = Mac OS X.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Last Edit: July 04, 2008, 10:37:24 am by Joe »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5113 on: July 04, 2008, 11:06:25 am »
And I could learn OS X... and be a triple threat in the OS scene.

*nix - X11 + Apple's proprietary windowing system which is unbreakable = Mac OS X.

It's definitely not unbreakable. I've been using OSX for 5 years, and it DID crash once.

Granted, it started back up almost immediately, and none of my programs crashed/closed as a result.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #5114 on: July 04, 2008, 12:13:43 pm »
to be honest applications in OSX freeze up on me a lot. I don't really like it.
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