My dad's rich friend invited us over to his house in Northern Scottsdale, and he has a daughter that's my age. Unfortunately, I'll never hook up with her for the following reasons:
• My dad introduces me as some prude, so points--;
• She has an amazing body but a terrible face and is very, very annoying to listen to, so points-- for the face and points-- for the mannerism she presents (my stepmom says she's Jewish)
• As it turns out, she parties (drinks) and her dad and my dad introduced me as someone who doesn't (I was turned into what she would view as a "bad guy" multiple times, both in partying and internet privacy), so I never got a chance alone with her to mention that I'm down to party, so points-=500 right there, as she's got friends she can think of instead of me now when she wants to party.
• My dad didn't offer to help pay the bill at dinner, which apparently greatly offended her dad, so now the chances of seeing her again at all are slim to none. points--;
Fuck.
But on a positive note, my friend is driving out tomorrow for the week. Yee. We'll get bitches then!
And I may disappear as Cox is flipping the switch on our current network configuration, and we're being moved from 2 IPs to 16 IPs along with being stuck off of their backbone. So in a day or so we'll be (hopefully) on a 100mbit line.
