Let's hear it!

[Newby]

I think that's pretty obvious: sex.

Wouldn't you rather find somebody you get along and can hang out with, and ALSO have sex with?

(Maybe that's a stupid question )

I want cake. Plain and simple. If there's icing on it, that's great too!

[iago]

I think that's pretty obvious: sex.

Wouldn't you rather find somebody you get along and can hang out with, and ALSO have sex with?

(Maybe that's a stupid question )

I want cake. Plain and simple. If there's icing on it, that's great too!

In my experience, the cake part is the crap you have to eat to justify eating the icing. So wouldn't that make the cake the girl, and the icing the sex?

It sounds to me like you want icing without cake, and that's just plain unhealthy.

[Towelie]

I think that's pretty obvious: sex.

Wouldn't you rather find somebody you get along and can hang out with, and ALSO have sex with?

(Maybe that's a stupid question )

That's choice number one. If that isn't happening, option number two still works.

I want cake. Plain and simple. If there's icing on it, that's great too!

You can't have your cake and eat it too. I'm sorry.

[Hitmen]

I want cake. Plain and simple. If there's icing on it, that's great too!

In my experience, the cake part is the crap you have to eat to justify eating the icing. So wouldn't that make the cake the girl, and the icing the sex?

It sounds to me like you want icing without cake, and that's just plain unhealthy.

amazing analogy

[Newby]

That made me want a tube of cake icing. Chocolate cake icing. But I don't want any black girls, so yeah.

[Lead]

I think that's pretty obvious: sex.

Wouldn't you rather find somebody you get along and can hang out with, and ALSO have sex with?

(Maybe that's a stupid question )

You can always try whoring yourself out on craigslist for some cheap love

[rabbit]

I think that's pretty obvious: sex.

Wouldn't you rather find somebody you get along and can hang out with, and ALSO have sex with?

(Maybe that's a stupid question )

You can always try whoring yourself out on craigslist for some cheapfat love

[Quik]

I want cake. Plain and simple. If there's icing on it, that's great too!

You can't have your cake and eat it too. I'm sorry.

He didn't specify oral, I was assuming he was only hoping for vaginal intercourse.

[BigAznDaddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8&feature=player_embedded

[Ender]

Common interests tend to help. I have the easiest time talking to people (whether male or female) when we have something in common: food, music, games, places, activities, whatever. Once I find common ground, I rarely have trouble talking to somebody.

It's difficult to find common interest -- the only true one I can think of is that they're at our party to get drunk/hook up, and I'm at our party to get drunk/hook up. But nobody wants to talk about that!

Plus, I've got some weird interests..

pimpin aint easy, james, but ender knows how to do it

[truste1]

Common interests tend to help. I have the easiest time talking to people (whether male or female) when we have something in common: food, music, games, places, activities, whatever. Once I find common ground, I rarely have trouble talking to somebody.

It's difficult to find common interest -- the only true one I can think of is that they're at our party to get drunk/hook up, and I'm at our party to get drunk/hook up. But nobody wants to talk about that!

Plus, I've got some weird interests..

You both go to college...that's common interests. Classes, etc. It's a lame conversation but then maybe it'll springboard into other things -- extracurriculars they're in, etc. If all else fails, make it up.

[Camel]

I don't recommend eating frosting directly out of the tube. It's actually pretty gross.

[Newby]

So I picked up a friend out of the hospital. Interesting. He doesn't remember what happened, but he had a fractured jaw, fractured tooth, and lacerations everywhere.

I'm guessing he got hit by a car. But hey, what do I know?

[iago]

So I picked up a friend out of the hospital. Interesting. He doesn't remember what happened, but he had a fractured jaw, fractured tooth, and lacerations everywhere.

I'm guessing he got hit by a car. But hey, what do I know?

I'm guessing got drunk and mouthed off to a pimp.

But seriously, did the hospital know? Where was he found?

[AntiVirus]

I want to marry Karin Dreijer Andersson. :O