oh yeah, funnies that I made last night.
I have a friend named Ted, I was trying to say "Hey Ted.....blah blah" but I went " Ted,.........shoulders knees & toes, knees & toes. Ted shoulders knees & toes"
THAT was priceless
Also, we were playing Kings (card drinking game) & we were on questions (everyone has to talk in questions like)...my question was a joke... "Why can't Stevie Wonder read?"...."because he's black!"....oh man, that was funny stuffs