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Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« on: July 03, 2005, 01:48:14 pm »
At least she is, according to Google!
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2005, 01:55:50 pm »
You misspelled isn't >:]
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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2005, 02:06:37 pm »
lol. according to Wikipedia Paris Hilton is a bisexual

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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2005, 02:12:49 pm »
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2005, 08:44:29 pm »
YOU ALL BE JEALOUS OF HER MONIEZ

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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2005, 09:59:58 pm »
No, jealous because she didn't give me the blowjob and sex0rz :(
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2005, 11:58:42 am »
lol. according to Wikipedia Paris Hilton is a bisexual

Uh..because she is?

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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2005, 05:47:01 pm »
She is more along the lines of a slut then a whore.
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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2005, 11:11:54 am »
Thank you captain obvious. Off away to the sarcastic ship!
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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2005, 11:03:35 pm »
Damn.

I was just digging through the old threads here and noticed that this one no longer shows up as a correction. What a bummer. :(

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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2005, 11:14:46 pm »
Yeah. Apparently lots of people googled for "Paris Hilton isnt a whore" :P
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2005, 12:36:41 am »
Hehe. I wish I would have screenshot'd that. It was good.

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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2005, 12:53:55 am »
I have a SS of it from a while back, it's about a month old now.

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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2005, 01:38:13 am »
Post it!

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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2005, 02:09:33 am »

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Re: Paris Hilton IS a whore!
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2005, 02:09:49 am »
Trying to find the thing, I'll post it when found.