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Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« on: July 15, 2005, 02:17:16 pm »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2005, 02:19:22 pm »
I wonder how much that poem sounds like a modified version of the "Everyone has AIDS" song from Team America.
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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2005, 02:19:55 pm »
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Her programming experience so far has been as part of her studies. She has created basic Windows applications, such as a calculator and a sorting program, primarily in the C# programming language. The certification she received was as a Microsoft Certified Application Developer. She says she plans to pursue a more advanced certification, as a Microsoft Certified Solution Developer, which involves building programs into a broader system for a business.

Sheeit. All of that before the age of 9...
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2005, 02:23:55 pm »
But I bet shes really ugly and has thick glasses.
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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2005, 02:26:23 pm »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2005, 02:50:58 pm »
Some losers from pakistan make a fucking calculator and everyone pisses thier pants. I make Superiority and get nothing NOTHING.
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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2005, 04:53:01 pm »
Yeah, but you're not nine years old. :P
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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2005, 05:10:46 pm »
He's 9 years old in dog years. He's really like 56
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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2005, 08:30:49 pm »
Quote from: Warrior on July 15, 2005, 05:10:46 pm
He's 9 years old in dog years. He's really like 56

Oh, okay. I understand now.
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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2005, 02:21:13 pm »
This is just further proof of a fact that I already know: Microsoft's Certification is meaningless.

All the MSCE's I've talked to (I know it's a different certification, but still) are idiots who hide behind their certification.  "You're doing it wrong" "No I'm not, I'm MSCE I know what I'm doing" "You're a fucking retard is what you are."

From dealing with MSCE's I've decided that MS's Certification is meaningless.
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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2005, 03:01:17 pm »
Kind of like toilet paper..
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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2005, 03:25:48 pm »
I'm starting to believe the same thing as well, iago.
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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2005, 05:48:31 pm »
To you, it's a meaningless piece of trash.

To an employer, it's a garuntee of Micro$oft-esque quality. ;)
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Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2005, 08:42:23 pm »
Quality? PAH!
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