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Re: Never thought I'd say this...
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2005, 12:53:08 am »
Haha.... that's pretty good
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Re: Never thought I'd say this...
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2005, 12:56:01 am »
Quote from: Vex3 on August 22, 2005, 12:41:35 am
Revised Blaze edition:

# ACNE: Does your teenager have acne? Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the primary cause of acne. Very few teenagers who don't masturbate have acne.
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Hmm well let's think: Acne is caused from sweat, so if your kid plays sports he must also masterbate.
IIRC, masturbating releases testosterone... which is what steroids have.
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Re: Never thought I'd say this...
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2005, 01:47:26 am »
lol, Wasted a bit of my life on that one, but I forgot that I am going to start a new topic on how great it is to be a canadian.
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Re: Never thought I'd say this...
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2005, 05:18:17 am »
@Sidoh, I did.

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What kind of parent would do that?!
Mine.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Never thought I'd say this...
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2005, 07:18:08 am »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 22, 2005, 05:18:17 am
@Sidoh, I did.

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What kind of parent would do that?!
Mine.
Yeah, it went along the lines of "Honey, you have to wait till your dick can actually be held in your hand to do that, now, give me the tweezers, I need them for something".


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