Author Topic: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher! (Read 12094 times)

Joe · « **on:** July 31, 2005, 05:13:10 am »

www.myfirstsexteacher.com

Gogo! The Mrs. Star movie is really sexy. Oh yeah, its porn. Downloading Limewire to get the full version right now! =)

trust · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2005, 10:10:47 am »

You're a pron newbie. LOL.

Newby · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2005, 12:28:07 pm »

Ergot · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2005, 01:09:21 pm »

Joe I doubt you're 18+ I'm reporting you! :/

Joe · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2005, 08:14:27 pm »

Have fun!

Darkness · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2005, 02:14:25 pm »

lol he knows you're 14, named Joe, and that you live in Reedsburg, Wisconsin. Get ready for the pr0n p0lice to come visit your house

And since about 3 people live in every square mile of wisconsin, it should be easy to find you.

Speaking of wisconsin, guess where I'm going fishing this weekend.

Blaze · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2005, 02:59:22 pm »

Quote from: Darkness on August 05, 2005, 02:14:25 pm

Speaking of wisconsin, guess where I'm going fishing this weekend.

Chicago!

Quik · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:19:59 pm »

Minnesota?

I'm going there in a few weeks to go fishing.

Screenor · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2005, 12:57:46 am »

Seen better in Cold Mountain, and that movie sucked. $:-\$

Seriously dude, Hentai > *

deadly7 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2005, 02:20:17 pm »

Quote from: Quik on August 05, 2005, 03:19:59 pm

Minnesota?

I'm going there in a few weeks to go fishing.

What city

Quik · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2005, 05:26:52 pm »

Twin Cities.

Mythix · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2005, 11:57:55 pm »

Thats not too far from me! ~ 2 - 2.5 hours. Depending on how congested I35 is.

deadly7 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2005, 12:05:54 am »

35 is always congested, miffsex.

Also Quik, the Twin Cities doesn't help much. MPLS, St Paul, suburb, etc.

Mythix · « **Reply #13 on:** August 10, 2005, 12:14:57 am »

Quote from: deadly7 on August 10, 2005, 12:05:54 am

35 is always congested, miffsex.

Also Quik, the Twin Cities doesn't help much. MPLS, St Paul, suburb, etc.

Until I get up to around MPLS its pretty good, especially early morning, if i'm heading up to cabelas.

Quik · « **Reply #14 on:** August 10, 2005, 12:48:56 am »

St. Paul, duh. Anyway, how did a topic about porn turn into a thread about my vacation?

deadly7 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2005, 01:42:51 am »

I went off on where you said "Minnesota? I'm going there to fish" or something like that.

Quik · « **Reply #16 on:** August 10, 2005, 01:47:58 am »

He said guess where he's going fishing. I did, because I am going there as well. Do you follow the logic at all?

Pornographic film == fishing ?

deadly7 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 10, 2005, 01:53:15 am »

Yes I follow the logic. I was just asking what part YOu were going to, totally relevant to your post, which was relevant to the topic.

Joe · « **Reply #18 on:** August 10, 2005, 04:49:30 pm »

so quik, deadly, rate it 1-10.

deadly7 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 10, 2005, 09:39:40 pm »

uh no thanks. i don't watch porn.

Joe · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2005, 03:45:30 am »

fine then dont be 1337.

Ergot · « **Reply #21 on:** August 11, 2005, 02:46:17 pm »

Quote from: deadly7 on August 10, 2005, 09:39:40 pm

uh no thanks. i don't watch porn.

He makes porn :O. Bollywood porn!

c0n · « **Reply #22 on:** August 18, 2005, 01:51:43 am »

Quote from: Jojo the Jester on July 31, 2005, 05:13:10 am

www.myfirstsexteacher.com

Gogo! The Mrs. Star movie is really sexy. Oh yeah, its porn. Downloading Limewire to get the full version right now! =)

If I reach deep into the psychology of all this, it appears that Joe just might have a crush on one of his teachers

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Joe · « **Reply #23 on:** August 18, 2005, 02:12:39 am »

None of them are my teachers. In fact, I don't know any of my teachers, because I just graduated. =p

Darkness · « **Reply #24 on:** August 18, 2005, 02:27:39 am »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 18, 2005, 02:12:39 am

None of them are my teachers. In fact, I don't know any of my teachers, because I just graduated. =p

No shit, those aren't real teachers. Sorry if that ruined your sexual fantasy.

c0n · « **Reply #25 on:** August 18, 2005, 02:39:32 am »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 18, 2005, 02:12:39 am

None of them are my teachers. In fact, I don't know any of my teachers, because I just graduated. =p

Well obviously they aren't your teachers. And it doesn't mean that you never had a sexual fantasy for one of your teachers

. What I'm saying is, this is the closest link you have in order to fulfill your sexual fantasy for teachers you've had in the past, and will have in the future. This is the only place where they act like they are teachers, and suck a student's cock for having bad attendance records, or bullshit like that. Don't deny it, you must have had a fantasy for at least one teacher. I have before... because some teachers are fine as hell. Just makes you wanna hit that ass. And to dig deeper in the psychology, her being a teacher and it being totally illegal to have sex with her is what drives you even further. Don't deny it, it's pretty obvious.

Darkness · « **Reply #26 on:** August 18, 2005, 02:54:01 am »

Quote from: pr0jeKt m4yh3m on August 18, 2005, 02:39:32 am

Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 18, 2005, 02:12:39 am
None of them are my teachers. In fact, I don't know any of my teachers, because I just graduated. =p

Well obviously they aren't your teachers. And it doesn't mean that you never had a sexual fantasy for one of your teachers . What I'm saying is, this is the closest link you have in order to fulfill your sexual fantasy for teachers you've had in the past, and will have in the future. This is the only place where they act like they are teachers, and suck a student's cock for having bad attendance records, or bullshit like that. Don't deny it, you must have had a fantasy for at least one teacher. I have before... because some teachers are fine as hell. Just makes you wanna hit that ass. And to dig deeper in the psychology, her being a teacher and it being totally illegal to have sex with her is what drives you even further. Don't deny it, it's pretty obvious.

rofl owned @ joe's subconcious

Joe · « **Reply #27 on:** August 18, 2005, 04:34:05 pm »

pfftx.

trust · « **Reply #28 on:** August 18, 2005, 05:42:25 pm »

Man, there is the PE teacher at my old middle school. I'd hit that so fast.

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