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[NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« on: July 31, 2005, 05:13:10 am »
www.myfirstsexteacher.com

Gogo! The Mrs. Star movie is really sexy. Oh yeah, its porn. Downloading Limewire to get the full version right now! =)
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2005, 10:10:47 am »
You're a pron newbie. LOL.
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2005, 12:28:07 pm »
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2005, 01:09:21 pm »
Joe I doubt you're 18+ I'm reporting you! :/
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2005, 08:14:27 pm »
Have fun!
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2005, 02:14:25 pm »
lol he knows you're 14, named Joe, and that you live in Reedsburg, Wisconsin. Get ready for the pr0n p0lice to come visit your house :P

And since about 3 people live in every square mile of wisconsin, it should be easy to find you.

Speaking of wisconsin, guess where I'm going fishing this weekend.
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2005, 02:59:22 pm »
Quote from: Darkness on August 05, 2005, 02:14:25 pm
Speaking of wisconsin, guess where I'm going fishing this weekend.
Chicago!
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2005, 03:19:59 pm »
Minnesota?

I'm going there in a few weeks to go fishing. :)
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2005, 12:57:46 am »
Seen better in Cold Mountain, and that movie sucked. :-\

Seriously dude, Hentai > *
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2005, 02:20:17 pm »
Quote from: Quik on August 05, 2005, 03:19:59 pm
Minnesota?

I'm going there in a few weeks to go fishing. :)

What city
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[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
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<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2005, 05:26:52 pm »
Twin Cities.
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2005, 11:57:55 pm »
Thats not too far from me! ~ 2 - 2.5 hours. Depending on how congested I35 is.
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2005, 12:05:54 am »
35 is always congested, miffsex.

Also Quik, the Twin Cities doesn't help much. MPLS, St Paul, suburb, etc.
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[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2005, 12:14:57 am »
Quote from: deadly7 on August 10, 2005, 12:05:54 am
35 is always congested, miffsex.

Also Quik, the Twin Cities doesn't help much. MPLS, St Paul, suburb, etc.

Until I get up to around MPLS its pretty good, especially early morning, if i'm heading up to cabelas.
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2005, 12:48:56 am »
St. Paul, duh. Anyway, how did a topic about porn turn into a thread about my vacation? ;)
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny
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