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Funny Joke
« on: August 04, 2005, 10:47:21 pm »
There are three men working in a trench. One is Jewish, the other is black and the last is a redneck.

While digging, the black man finds a dust-covered lamp. Thinking it may be valuable, he uses his shirt to dust it off. After doing so, a genie reveals himself and grants each of them one wish.

He turns to the black man and says "You. What do you wish for?"

The black man thinks for a short while and says "I wish for a country in which my people and I can live free from the tyrany and opression of the while man's culture."

Without a flinch, the genie says "Done." and turns to the Jewish man. "What do you wish for?" the genie asks him.

The Jewish man delves deeply into thought and comes to a similar conclusion. "I want the people of my faith to be able to live within our own culture with no supression."

In an instant, the genie replys "Done" after which he turns to the redneck and asks "You. What is you you wish?"

The redneck thinks for a brief moment and replys "Waitaminite. Lemme git this straight. All the nee-grows and jews are living in their own cuntry know, raite?"

"Yes," the genie replys.

The redneck thinks for a moment and then says "Hell, gimme a diet coke than!"
« Last Edit: August 05, 2005, 12:35:38 am by Sidoh »

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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2005, 11:15:33 pm »
Rofl!
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2005, 12:03:43 am »
LOL.
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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2005, 02:07:41 am »
HAHAHAHA

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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2005, 02:45:10 am »
Similar joke is told in "The Boondock Saints"
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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2005, 04:12:33 am »
Similar but better*

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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2005, 04:42:29 am »
Especially since I did that from memory.

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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2005, 09:14:57 am »
He said nigger in the movie.

You fail.

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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2005, 11:20:25 am »
Weak.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2005, 11:49:31 am »
He said nigger in the movie.

You fail.

What movie? I heard this from my friend you loser.

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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2005, 12:47:19 pm »
He said nigger in the movie.

You fail.

What movie? I heard this from my friend you loser.

The Boondock Saints

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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2005, 01:21:58 pm »
I heard it from my friend you loser.

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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2005, 03:01:14 pm »
I saw that movie last week, its great!  (Irish 1 - Italians .5)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2005, 07:50:17 pm »
I'm Irish.

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