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Fast bra unhooking
« on: August 08, 2005, 03:14:14 am »
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Fast bra unhooking
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2005, 03:28:41 am »
Meh.  I can do better :P

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Re: Fast bra unhooking
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2005, 12:20:36 pm »
He should start a guild @_@
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Re: Fast bra unhooking
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2005, 07:47:26 pm »
I can undo a braw, in the dark, laying underneath the girl, with one hand, just as fast. It just takes practice. :)
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Re: Fast bra unhooking
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2005, 07:53:54 pm »
I want to practice.

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Re: Fast bra unhooking
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2005, 03:13:10 am »
I want to practice.

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Re: Fast bra unhooking
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2005, 08:13:41 am »
Do yours?

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Re: Fast bra unhooking
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2005, 02:33:41 pm »
I can undo a braw, in the dark, laying underneath the girl, with one hand, just as fast. It just takes practice. :)
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Re: Fast bra unhooking
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2005, 04:23:49 pm »
I am actually a city raised white boy, but nice try. :)
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Re: Fast bra unhooking
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2005, 10:56:57 pm »
AHHH I am loosing my touch. Maybe I had been drinking to much, but last night I couldn't just snap the bra off, I actually had to focus for a second!
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Re: Fast bra unhooking
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2005, 11:02:25 pm »
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Nah...well....maybe.

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Re: Fast bra unhooking
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2005, 11:32:09 pm »
AHHH I am loosing my touch. Maybe I had been drinking to much, but last night I couldn't just snap the bra off, I actually had to focus for a second!

Yeah, that happened to me last night too.

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Re: Fast bra unhooking
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2005, 01:51:14 pm »
My girlfriend showed me how to unhook a bra kinda fast.. I'm ok at it.
One time though, I was horny and had knocked back a few beers and she was STILL smoking my colombian gold joint I rolled, I only needed 2 hits because this stuff was killer weed, anyway she got all high and I was high/drunk, I remember when I was unhooking her bra I snapped it against her back (I forgot how I managed that), she slapped me and I jerked backwards, knocking over my beer.

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