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The landowner [Solved]
« on: August 09, 2005, 03:58:52 pm »
There is a mighty wealthy landowner who is slowly but surely dying. He wants to give his land to a good honest man. One day, he calls his sons into his throne room. He gives each of his three sons a pack of seeds, and tells them to plant those seeds, and whoever has the most beautiful pumpkins would win.

A month passes. The landowner is only hours from death, so he decides to go look at what his sons had done. Two of his sons had pumpkins that both weighed exactly 100 lbs! The third son had nothing but dirt.

Who won the land, and why?
« Last Edit: August 09, 2005, 04:05:57 pm by Newby »
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: The landowner [Solved]
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2005, 04:00:47 pm »
The boy with dirt. The landowner cooked the seeds.
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Re: The landowner [Solved]
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2005, 04:05:45 pm »
Die plz k thx.

Damn asians and their innate ability to solve riddles.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: The landowner [Solved]
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2005, 04:05:55 pm »
I was going to say they were broken seeds, lol

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Re: The landowner [Solved]
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2005, 04:07:18 pm »
Die plz k thx.

Damn asians and their innate ability to solve riddles.

Cooked pumpkin seeds = quite good thanks.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: The landowner [Solved]
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2005, 04:08:10 pm »
Why did he win? The contest was supposed to produce beautifull PUMPKINS, not a snack.

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Re: The landowner [Solved]
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2005, 04:09:19 pm »
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He wants to give his land to a good honest man.

The honest son attempted to grow pumpkins with the burned seeds, the other two got their pumpkins from elsewhere.

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Re: The landowner [Solved]
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2005, 04:10:03 pm »
Because the landowner wanted an honest boy. Therefore he cooked the pumpkin seeds and told the boys to grow the largest pumpkin. Since the two boys came back with pumpkins he knew that they had cheated. The boy with nothing but dirt, planted the cooked seeds.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: The landowner [Solved]
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2005, 04:14:32 pm »
Maybe he just had a dumb boy.

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Re: The landowner [Solved]
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2005, 04:16:19 pm »
Maybe he just had a dumb boy.

Your dad is the landowner from the joke?!?!

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD BROTHERS WHO WERE LIARS! :(
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: The landowner [Solved]
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2005, 05:07:05 pm »
LOL I WILL CAP U.