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Monsters Under the Bed [Solved]
« on: August 09, 2005, 07:13:34 pm »
Suzie is afraid of monsters under her bed.  She runs from her bedroom door and leaps into bed so the monsters can't get her.  Even though her bed is twelve feet from the door, she manages to switch off her light (which is by the door) and jump into bed before her room is dark.  Since she doesn't use any external device to flip the switch, how is she able to do this?
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Re: Monsters Under the Bed [Solved]
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2005, 07:21:16 pm »
I don't get it... She switches off the light from the door... then jumps on the bed... Why would she need to flip the switch of her light? I'm guessing the door is open so light pours in. Or it's the middle of the day... But I don't quite understand this.
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Re: Monsters Under the Bed [Solved]
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2005, 07:21:26 pm »
Suzie is one big motherfucker.
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That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Monsters Under the Bed [Solved]
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2005, 07:21:57 pm »
You're right, the answer is that "It's still daytime"