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Birthday!
« on: August 10, 2005, 11:44:19 pm »
I turn 18 in two hours. :)

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2005, 12:03:56 am »
Happy birthday, we need to break up.
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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2005, 12:12:12 am »
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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2005, 12:34:34 am »
Happy 18th! I envy you, sir. The last year before 18 is the hardest!

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2005, 01:19:49 am »
Buy a pack of cigarettes, even if you don't like them.
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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2005, 01:52:58 am »
Happy early birthday! :)

Or rather (2 hours later), happy birthday!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2005, 01:57:34 am »
Happy 18th! I envy you, sir. The last year before 18 is the hardest!
*21...21 is the hard one, cause you still cant buy booze!

25 is what I'm waiting for.  Insurance goes down, I can get a concealed handgun license, it's all good at 25

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2005, 02:13:11 am »
Where do you live that you cant buy booze at 21? Do you mean 20?
I am prepared to be ridiculed for what I believe, are you?

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2005, 02:14:29 am »
I meant 21 is the hard one, cause the year before you cant buy the booze...shouldve said more

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2005, 02:22:35 am »
PRON!!!!

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2005, 03:17:38 am »
PRON!!!!

That's what 18 is gonna be about. Legal pr0n!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2005, 03:28:21 am »
Legal sex?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2005, 03:38:59 am »
Its all legal, if you have parents (and partner, of course) permission.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2005, 03:51:04 am »
LoL. Thanks everyone :)

When one of the kids in the grade above me turned 18, he went to the convenience store, bought a cigar, a lottery ticket and a playboy.

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2005, 03:53:31 am »
That's what my brother did, with his dad's money. It's a symbolic gesture more than a useful purchase.
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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2005, 03:58:42 am »
Haha, yep.

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2005, 04:04:31 am »
Legal sex?
...? Sex is never illegal unless it's 18+ with a...like 13 year old.

Anyways, happy birthday Chris. Two years of knowing you, it's hard to beleive. *tear*

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2005, 09:02:54 am »
That's what my brother did, with his dad's money. It's a symbolic gesture more than a useful purchase.

I didn't, but what do I know?

Happy Birthday! You should have told me arlier, I might've sent you a present :(


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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2005, 12:44:43 pm »
Happy Birthday.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2005, 02:14:28 pm »
Thanks :)

I got another 19" LCD monitor! Dual LCD's, woot! =D

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2005, 03:05:58 pm »
Happy 18th! I envy you, sir. The last year before 18 is the hardest!
*21...21 is the hard one, cause you still cant buy booze!

25 is what I'm waiting for.  Insurance goes down, I can get a concealed handgun license, it's all good at 25
You can buy beer at 16 and hard liquor, ciggerretes and buy cannabis from coffee shops at 18 here in Holland.

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2005, 04:27:09 pm »
Ireland is weird.  It's tobacco at 16, alcohol at 18, then license at 21 :X

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2005, 04:52:00 pm »
Canada is weird, you can smoke cigarettes at 16, but you can't buy or be givin legally till 18. :-\
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2005, 04:59:30 pm »
Canada is simmiliar to Holland, you can smoke at 16 but cant buy untill 18.

Why do they do that? I mean what do they expect, a ciggerrette to fall out of the sky and into your mouth?

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2005, 05:03:43 pm »
I blame the french.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2005, 05:09:12 pm »
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Why do they do that? I mean what do they expect, a ciggerrette to fall out of the sky and into your mouth?

Nah, a cigarette is going to fall out of your parents hand and land in your mouth, and if it doesn't, you don't need to smoke.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2005, 05:11:53 pm »
Friends or sibblings buy tobbaco / alcohol for people around here. It's dumb.

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2005, 05:19:12 pm »
Yeah, it's true about the legal age to smoke is 16.  I agree that it's stupid.

Around here, friends/siblings also buy stuff for each other.  But, what can you do? If they get caught, it's $1200 fine.  But I guess it's better than friends/siblings stealing it for you :)

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2005, 09:04:27 pm »
Happy birthday.

Drinking, drugs, and smoking is bad!

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2005, 09:28:25 pm »
"Mom can I have sex? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? The girl already said yes!"
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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2005, 09:29:16 pm »
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Why do they do that? I mean what do they expect, a ciggerrette to fall out of the sky and into your mouth?

Nah, a cigarette is going to fall out of your parents hand and land in your mouth, and if it doesn't, you don't need to smoke.
I generally think that is the right idea of the law but as iago pointed out a sibling can get a fine or even a contributing to minor (common english laws), which conflicts the afore mentioned merit of the said law.

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2005, 10:52:19 pm »
Now that you're 18, you can't go michael jackson on us.
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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2005, 09:07:39 am »
"Mom can I have sex? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? The girl already said yes!"

Haha, a friend of mine is (or maybe was, I haven't seen him for awhile) dating somebody who's 16 (he was 21 at the time) so they kept asking him if he got her mom's permission.  It was pretty funny.

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2005, 02:58:13 pm »
That isn't funny. Thats called pedophilia! :P