Author Topic: Leaving Canada (Read 22925 times)

iago · « **on:** August 13, 2005, 10:12:13 am »

The Canadian authorities have been trailing a drug dealer named Will Hoop, trying to catch him with large amounts of unaccountable cash. over and over, Will boards a plan and adds to his Swiss bank account. Each time he's about to leave, he is searched. All he has is the clothes on his back, his sunglasses, a wallet containing several hundred American dollars, credit cards, and loose change. He also carries an overnight back which has a change of clothes, toiletries, and banking papers. Will is managing to take a fortune out of Canada right under their watchful eyes. How's he doing it?

trust · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2005, 11:44:44 am »

He's making a fortune by selling drugs.

iago · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2005, 11:49:34 am »

That's nice. And how's he smuggling it out of the country?

trust · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2005, 11:50:22 am »

Quote from: iago on August 13, 2005, 11:49:34 am

That's nice. And how's he smuggling it out of the country?

That wasn't the question! You asked how's he making a fortune!

iago · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2005, 11:50:49 am »

Quote from: OG Trust on August 13, 2005, 11:50:22 am

Quote from: iago on August 13, 2005, 11:49:34 am
That's nice. And how's he smuggling it out of the country?

That wasn't the question! You asked how's he making a fortune!

No?

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Will is managing to take a fortune out of Canada right under their watchful eyes. How's he doing it?

Blaze · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2005, 11:50:59 am »

Smuggling Clothes!

iago · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2005, 11:51:22 am »

Haha, no.

Ergot · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2005, 12:00:18 pm »

Several Hundred American Dollars = A Canadian Fortune?

iago · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2005, 12:03:00 pm »

Quote from: Ergot on August 13, 2005, 12:00:18 pm

Several Hundred American Dollars = A Canadian Fortune?

Haha no. Shut up!

Ergot · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2005, 12:04:34 pm »

His clothes are made of money :O !

rabbit · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2005, 02:14:23 pm »

Heroin has been soaked into all of his clothes, which his later heats to drain the heroin, bag it, sell it, and bank his roll.

iago · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2005, 02:33:23 pm »

Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on August 13, 2005, 02:14:23 pm

Heroin has been soaked into all of his clothes, which his later heats to drain the heroin, bag it, sell it, and bank his roll.

Haha, no, but good guess. It's not quite that complicated.

Palio · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2005, 02:44:50 pm »

This just proves Canadian authority's are corrupt.

deadly7 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2005, 02:53:27 pm »

He hides the drugs on top of his head and covers it with a cap?

rabbit · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2005, 03:00:00 pm »

He's using Western Union!

iago · « **Reply #15 on:** August 13, 2005, 03:00:40 pm »

He's not smuggling drugs, he's smuggling money.

And no, it's not under his hat.

And no, Western Union doesn't exist yet. He has the money on him, somehow.

rabbit · « **Reply #16 on:** August 13, 2005, 05:16:46 pm »

He stuck it up his ass, or put it in a baggie with a string and swalloed it, the pulled the baggie up with the string later.

Sidoh · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2005, 05:31:50 pm »

Putting high-dollar drugs inside a condom, tying a string around it, swallowing the condom and using the string to pull it out!

trust · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2005, 05:53:56 pm »

Travelers Checks

iago · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2005, 06:10:29 pm »

No, the valuable item(s) is/are something I said he's bringing, nothing new.

rabbit · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2005, 07:13:29 pm »

Credit Cards.

Palio · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2005, 07:48:48 pm »

He's getting paid for recycling the banking papers.

Krazed · « **Reply #22 on:** August 14, 2005, 12:34:00 pm »

His shoe soles.

trust · « **Reply #23 on:** August 14, 2005, 12:35:37 pm »

Quote from: Krazed on August 14, 2005, 12:34:00 pm

His shoe soles.

Why would they cost a lot of money?

Blaze · « **Reply #24 on:** August 14, 2005, 09:00:51 pm »

By putting it in his swiss bank account?

iago · « **Reply #25 on:** August 14, 2005, 09:17:14 pm »

He has to GET it there!

Something he's bringing with him (in the original post) is worth a lot of money. What is it?

trust · « **Reply #26 on:** August 14, 2005, 10:31:00 pm »

He has breast implants.

Blaze · « **Reply #27 on:** August 14, 2005, 11:01:31 pm »

is the backback like designer or something?

iago · « **Reply #28 on:** August 15, 2005, 09:20:25 am »

Quote from: Blaze on August 14, 2005, 11:01:31 pm

is the backback like designer or something?

Nope

Krazed · « **Reply #29 on:** August 15, 2005, 10:33:10 am »

Quote from: iago on August 15, 2005, 09:20:25 am

Quote from: Blaze on August 14, 2005, 11:01:31 pm
is the backback like designer or something?

Nope

Is he smuggling someone with him?

Vex3 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:51:09 pm »

The Canadian authorities have been trailing a drug dealer named Will Hoop, trying to catch him with large amounts of unaccountable cash. over and over, Will boards a plan and adds to his Swiss bank account. Each time he's about to leave, he is searched. All he has is the clothes on his back, his sunglasses, a wallet containing several hundred American dollars, credit cards, and loose change. He also carries an overnight back which has a change of clothes, toiletries, and banking papers. Will is managing to take a fortune out of Canada right under their watchful eyes. How's he doing it?

Possiblility: He HiJacks the plane like a terrorist and sells it when he gets to Swiss Terriotory?
Possibility: The Bank Papers are cheques.

I am really noting how the wording is carefully put. "Will is managing to take a fortune out of Canada (right under their watchfull eyes)." So is he like shipping it on a ship. Or maybe he goes to the Swiss and ranks up a huge bill on his credit cards and then we he gets back to Canada he pays them.

iago · « **Reply #31 on:** August 23, 2005, 05:03:23 pm »

What it means is that something in his pocket is worth a lot of money, and it's not the banking papers.

Vex3 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 23, 2005, 09:37:07 pm »

There is drugs in his pockets?

rabbit · « **Reply #33 on:** August 23, 2005, 10:18:46 pm »

Designer sunglasses?

igimo1 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:29:44 am »

It's the several hundred american dollars, duh!

USD > CDN

Newby · « **Reply #35 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:31:00 am »

Lol. It's a Canadian fortune!

Ergot · « **Reply #36 on:** August 24, 2005, 06:38:13 pm »

Quote from: iago on August 13, 2005, 12:03:00 pm

Quote from: Ergot on August 13, 2005, 12:00:18 pm
Several Hundred American Dollars = A Canadian Fortune?

Haha no. Shut up!

Vex3 · « **Reply #37 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:47:41 pm »

If we could stop trying to insult Canada and actually tried to solve the riddle we might be getting somewhere.

Newby · « **Reply #38 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:52:00 pm »

That would be too logical and productive. What were you thinkin', honestly?

Ergot · « **Reply #39 on:** August 24, 2005, 10:12:48 pm »

Do you really expect Americans to do anything right? Except gain weight?

GameSnake · « **Reply #40 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:54:33 pm »

Not only get fat but make money.
Shut up I'm a dutchman and even I know that America is the real "I'll crush you with my wallet".

Vex3 · « **Reply #41 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:22:20 pm »

And that is why they are headed for the biggest debt that they have ever seen. GO BUSH!

trust · « **Reply #42 on:** August 26, 2005, 03:02:49 pm »

Quote from: Vex3 on August 26, 2005, 02:22:20 pm

And that is why they are headed for the biggest debt that they have ever seen. GO BUSH!

I want my investment money back.

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That is why we house the richest people in the world, thx, we pwn.

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Right under their noses? Is his mustache made of goldizzle?

Vex3 · « **Reply #43 on:** August 27, 2005, 08:30:25 am »

We also house some really rich people. Like Me. I am a rich sonavabitch

trust · « **Reply #44 on:** August 27, 2005, 10:14:04 am »

$46.5 billion?

Blaze · « **Reply #45 on:** August 27, 2005, 12:48:41 pm »

!= Billy Boy.

trust · « **Reply #46 on:** August 27, 2005, 12:52:20 pm »

Quote from: Blaze on August 27, 2005, 12:48:41 pm

!= Billy Boy.

According to Forbes, that's Bill Gates net worth.

Vex3 · « **Reply #47 on:** August 27, 2005, 08:57:03 pm »

If you are talking about Bill Gates he also has houses in Canada as well. I have seen his contage on the St.Lawrence river.

trust · « **Reply #48 on:** August 27, 2005, 09:09:49 pm »

He's a US citizen though.

Vex3 · « **Reply #49 on:** August 28, 2005, 09:07:17 am »

Do believe he has Dual Citizenship... I have it as well.

Super_X · « **Reply #50 on:** August 29, 2005, 01:42:38 am »

Back to the riddle, he unrolls his toilet paper almos all of the way, and then puts money on the one-ply, and rolls it back up, leaving the top layer money free. Or, he says that the money is his toilet paper, remember it is canadian money.

Ergot · « **Reply #51 on:** August 29, 2005, 02:24:24 am »

For the most part... "toiletries" means stuff like toothbrush... toothpaste... floss... comb... razor... etc. but I guess he could bring toilet paper... if it's stopping at some third-world airport... on a thirdworld airline...

trust · « **Reply #52 on:** August 29, 2005, 03:01:59 am »

Quote from: Ergot on August 29, 2005, 02:24:24 am

For the most part... "toiletries" means stuff like toothbrush... toothpaste... floss... comb... razor... etc. but I guess he could bring toilet paper... if it's stopping at some third-world airport... on a thirdworld airline...

They have travel size, I have some rolls (never used). One ply sucks.

rabbit · « **Reply #53 on:** August 29, 2005, 09:59:51 am »

Everyone in first class on Aer Lingus (Irish flight) gets a toiletries pack with silk socks, eye-cover (for sleeping), toothpaste, toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, shaving gel, tweezers, toothpicks, mouthspray, and a travel roll of three-ply!

Ergot · « **Reply #54 on:** August 29, 2005, 06:16:18 pm »

Lies. You can't have a razor on an airplane. Rabbit stop lying.

Blaze · « **Reply #55 on:** August 29, 2005, 07:15:22 pm »

Quote from: Ergot on August 29, 2005, 06:16:18 pm

Lies. You can't have a razor on an airplane. Rabbit stop lying.

What about in your baggage..?

Quik · « **Reply #56 on:** August 29, 2005, 07:17:43 pm »

Only if you check that baggage.

rabbit · « **Reply #57 on:** September 01, 2005, 05:45:14 pm »

Quote from: Ergot on August 29, 2005, 06:16:18 pm

Lies. You can't have a razor on an airplane. Rabbit stop lying.

It was an Irish airline, and didn't have to abide by the "no sharp things or things that look or may appear to be sharp" rule the FAA put out.

Ergot · « **Reply #58 on:** September 01, 2005, 06:40:55 pm »

Yea damn IRA.

trust · « **Reply #59 on:** September 01, 2005, 07:10:44 pm »

International Reading Association = Bastards

Vex3 · « **Reply #60 on:** September 02, 2005, 09:29:08 pm »

So like I guess iago gave up on telling us if are answers are wrong or not... because this is getting out of hand.

Palio · « **Reply #61 on:** September 03, 2005, 12:23:33 am »

I agree. Whats the answer?

Quik · « **Reply #62 on:** September 03, 2005, 12:39:17 am »

He's gone.

Vex3 · « **Reply #63 on:** September 03, 2005, 09:48:31 pm »

Right, this is when I was suppose to hack his server

Quik · « **Reply #64 on:** September 03, 2005, 11:03:25 pm »

Good luck!

For reference, see tmp's posts in the Linux security forum. If you can manage SSH access, you can garuntee it to be taken away and never to be trusted again.

Vex3 · « **Reply #65 on:** September 05, 2005, 11:21:21 am »

Knowing iago, he would have patched it. I will boot into Knoppix, and run a vulnerbility check.

Hdx · « **Reply #66 on:** September 07, 2005, 10:32:57 pm »

I'll take a wild guess.
One or more of the coins in the 'loose change' is highly valuble. But the guards are not apraisers so it looks like a regular small change to them, therefor it dosent get confisgated.
The most valuble coin in the world is valued at $5,900,000 US, so it would be worth $6,994,450
And i would consider that a fortune

~-~(HDX)~-~

[edit]
I am correct:

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(19:40:52) Hdx: yo you there?
(19:40:59) Hdx: i think i hvae an answer for your riddle
(20:00:31) iago: oh?
(20:18:10) Hdx: I'll take a wild guess.
One or more of the coins in the 'loosechange' is highly valuble. But the guards are not apraisers so it lookslike a regular small change to them, therefor it dosent get confisgated.
The most valuble coin in the world is valued at $5,900,000 US, so it would be worth $6,994,450
And i would consider that a fortune
~-~(HDX)~-~
(20:22:57) iago: correct!
(20:23:03) iago: Bout effing time somebody figured it out
(20:26:04) Hdx: <3
(20:26:10) Hdx: easy

~-~(HDX)~-~

iago · « **Reply #67 on:** September 08, 2005, 09:02:30 pm »

Yes, correct

Blaze · « **Reply #68 on:** September 08, 2005, 09:32:02 pm »

I hate you blake.

trust · « **Reply #69 on:** September 08, 2005, 10:24:23 pm »

$6 million dollars could be spent in like..a day. I thought we were talking about lots of money here, iago needs to be more specific.

deadly7 · « **Reply #70 on:** September 09, 2005, 12:06:24 am »

I could also spend a billion dollars in a day.. Richness is in the eye of the beholder. (you get an epunch-to-the-face if you can figure out where i got that from!)

Hdx · « **Reply #71 on:** September 10, 2005, 01:15:38 am »

Quote from: OG Trust on September 08, 2005, 10:24:23 pm

$6 million dollars could be spent in like..a day. I thought we were talking about lots of money here, iago needs to be more specific.

Dude... anymmount of money can be spent in a single day
If I had $6 mill I would be set FOR LIFE, And i'm only 15, so I'd be set for 70+ years.
(I have planned out it a while ago.. cant remember the details rght now tho)
Dude, I'm happy is I can get $20 in a year.
Also immagin this, how much in change d you usually carry around?
I usually carry ~5 quarters, ~2 dimes ~2 nicks. and ~15 pennies
Imaggin that the coin can be any of those sizes
so your carring around 22 coins
if all of them were rare and worth $6mill each you would have
$132 million dollers in 1 packet!
maby they are not so valuble and only are $3 mill a peice
thats still $66 mill
Also the thing said basically he has been doing this for some time. You can get a shitload of $ FAST.
~-~(HDX)~-~

trust · « **Reply #72 on:** September 10, 2005, 05:13:25 pm »

I wouldn't be set for life at $6 million, I'm 16, and I've planned it out too. (That's because I would be constantly using that $6mil to acquire superior wealth.) It's a lot of money, I don't doubt that, but I didn't look at it as if he'd been doing this a long time so it didn't seem too whatever to me.

$20 in a year?

You can't spend any amount of money in a day, and I highly doubt deadly could spend 6 billion in a day.

Blaze · « **Reply #73 on:** September 10, 2005, 05:34:33 pm »

Quote from: OG Trust on September 10, 2005, 05:13:25 pm

I wouldn't be set for life at $6 million, I'm 16, and I've planned it out too. (That's because I would be constantly using that $6mil to acquire superior wealth.) It's a lot of money, I don't doubt that, but I didn't look at it as if he'd been doing this a long time so it didn't seem too whatever to me.

$20 in a year?

You can't spend any amount of money in a day, and I highly doubt deadly could spend 6 billion in a day.

He could buy the internet!

Joe · « **Reply #74 on:** September 10, 2005, 07:48:27 pm »

It would take more time to negotiate that than a single day, and a lot more money. Bill Gates has many billions of dollars, and we all know he would buy the internet if he had enough money. I mean, hes bought everything else. =p

trust · « **Reply #75 on:** September 10, 2005, 08:28:15 pm »

Exactly, and banks in general don't hold much money so you'd have trouble actually getting the money. My grandpa tried to cash a $50,000 check the other week, and (combined) all of the bank franchises (Bank of America, I think, or maybe Suntrust?) in the city had less than that.

Joe · « **Reply #76 on:** September 10, 2005, 10:05:56 pm »

sun trust[e1]. har.

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