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« on: August 13, 2005, 10:13:38 am »
Detective Jones discovered Sandy lying on her side in a puddle of water and broken glass.  Jones instantly realized she was dead.  Since Sandy had no cuts on her body, how did she die?
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Re: Dead
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2005, 11:45:18 am »
She drowned.
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Re: Dead
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2005, 11:49:17 am »
Bah, I was going to add "she didn't drown" but I figured I wouldn't since it's so hard to die in a puddle :)
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Re: Dead
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2005, 11:54:10 am »
She mixed drugs with alcohol and dropped the bottle as she died!
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Re: Dead
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2005, 11:54:36 am »
Haha, that's a good answer, but no.  It was water, not alcohol :)
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Re: Dead
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2005, 12:02:57 pm »
Heartattack :S ?
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Re: Dead
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2005, 12:03:14 pm »
Nope
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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2005, 12:05:33 pm »
Head trauma.
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Re: Dead
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2005, 12:07:48 pm »
She ate glass :(
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Dead
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2005, 12:13:30 pm »
Haha, no.

You can ask me yes/no questions about this one if you want to
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Re: Dead
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2005, 12:17:52 pm »
Does she have any bruises?
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Re: Dead
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2005, 12:31:12 pm »
No
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Re: Dead
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2005, 12:33:21 pm »
Did she slip?
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Re: Dead
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2005, 12:37:18 pm »
No
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Re: Dead
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2005, 01:05:03 pm »
Was there poison in her water? ^^;
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