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« on: August 13, 2005, 10:13:38 am »
Detective Jones discovered Sandy lying on her side in a puddle of water and broken glass.  Jones instantly realized she was dead.  Since Sandy had no cuts on her body, how did she die?

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Re: Dead
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2005, 11:45:18 am »
She drowned.

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Re: Dead
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2005, 11:49:17 am »
Bah, I was going to add "she didn't drown" but I figured I wouldn't since it's so hard to die in a puddle :)

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Re: Dead
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2005, 11:54:10 am »
She mixed drugs with alcohol and dropped the bottle as she died!
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Dead
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2005, 11:54:36 am »
Haha, that's a good answer, but no.  It was water, not alcohol :)

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Re: Dead
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2005, 12:02:57 pm »
Heartattack :S ?
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Re: Dead
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2005, 12:03:14 pm »
Nope

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Re: Dead
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2005, 12:05:33 pm »
Head trauma.

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Re: Dead
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2005, 12:07:48 pm »
She ate glass :(
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Dead
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2005, 12:13:30 pm »
Haha, no.

You can ask me yes/no questions about this one if you want to

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Re: Dead
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2005, 12:17:52 pm »
Does she have any bruises?
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Dead
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2005, 12:31:12 pm »
No

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Re: Dead
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2005, 12:33:21 pm »
Did she slip?
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Dead
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2005, 12:37:18 pm »
No

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Re: Dead
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2005, 01:05:03 pm »
Was there poison in her water? ^^;

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Re: Dead
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2005, 01:05:53 pm »
Was she murdered?

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Re: Dead
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2005, 02:09:25 pm »
No, it was plain water.

And no, it was probably an accident. 

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Re: Dead
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2005, 05:54:30 pm »
Was she a man?

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Re: Dead
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2005, 05:57:46 pm »
Did she commit suicide?

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Re: Dead
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2005, 06:09:43 pm »
No, and no. 

The gender is irrelevant, it's just meant to confuse. 

The death was an accident. 

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Re: Dead
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2005, 07:12:26 pm »
She choked on ice and then died, fell over, the glass broke, and the ice melted.  GG AGAIN.  Fucking ice :\

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Re: Dead
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2005, 07:39:23 pm »
She choked on ice and then died, fell over, the glass broke, and the ice melted.  GG AGAIN.  Fucking ice :\

Haha, no, not even close.  Sorry :P

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Re: Dead
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2005, 07:47:02 pm »
That's it and you know it!

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Re: Dead
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2005, 07:47:52 pm »
Fishes need water to live...

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Re: Dead
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2005, 07:49:06 pm »
Fishes need water to live...

Fishes? LOL WHAT R U 5?!

Peoples need water too. LOL

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Re: Dead
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2005, 07:54:21 pm »
She got hit on the head with a bottle, somehow, and got concussed, fell over into the puddle and died of frostbite.
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Re: Dead
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2005, 08:42:37 pm »
She got hit on the head with a bottle, somehow, and got concussed, fell over into the puddle and died of frostbite.

She would have had a bruise or a cut.

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Re: Dead
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2005, 08:44:17 pm »
Sandy is blonde, she was shot by a water gun and died.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Dead
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2005, 09:29:28 pm »
Fishes need water to live...

Yes, they certainly do!

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Re: Dead
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2005, 09:17:38 pm »
Fishes need water to live...

Yes, they certainly do!

Yes, fish certainly die if they're out of water!

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Re: Dead
« Reply #30 on: August 14, 2005, 09:53:45 pm »
Then move this thing to solved :/
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Dead
« Reply #31 on: August 14, 2005, 10:03:24 pm »
It hasn't been solved to my satisfaction

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Re: Dead
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2005, 10:34:57 am »
It hasn't been solved to my satisfaction

She's obviously a mermaid.
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Re: Dead
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2005, 12:18:35 pm »
Sandy is a goldfish.  She was in her bowl thing when someone accidently dropped her.  They left here there and with the lack of water to get oxygen from, she died.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Dead
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2005, 02:20:49 pm »
Hey iago, you realize that you quoted and replyed to LoRd, then quoted and replyed to yourself?

LoRd: Fishes need water.
iago: Yep, you're right LoRd, they sure do!
iago: iago's right. Fish need water.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Dead
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2005, 02:55:05 pm »
Hey iago, you realize that you quoted and replyed to LoRd, then quoted and replyed to yourself?

LoRd: Fishes need water.
iago: Yep, you're right LoRd, they sure do!
iago: iago's right. Fish need water.

Yes, I was trying to get the point across since nobody was answering. 

Blaze is correct, now. 

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Re: Dead
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2005, 10:43:09 pm »
Bullshit. She was a mermaid.
It is good to be good, but it is better to be lucky.