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Tree Killer
« on: August 13, 2005, 10:19:44 am »
Hosty Mush has a cottage on a well-treed lot in Northern Manitoba.  She keeps her lot in very good condition by fertilizing, pruning, and removing deadwood/broken branches.  however, she has a strange habit regarding her little forest.  Occasionally, she'll chop down a perfectly healthy tree and put it in a large pot.  She waters it and fertilizes it for a short time.  Then she grows tired of it and burns it.  Could there be any explanation for this strange behaviour?

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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2005, 11:47:31 am »
She's sending off a smoke signal.

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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2005, 11:48:26 am »
Nope, sorry. 

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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2005, 11:49:31 am »
The tree looked good(?:P) and she kept it as a plant, but then it grew to large, she used it as firewood.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2005, 11:49:47 am »
mm, nope

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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2005, 01:07:23 pm »
A Christmas tree!  After Christmas ends, she uses it for fertilizer? :D

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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2005, 01:22:52 pm »
A Christmas tree!  After Christmas ends, she uses it for fertilizer? :D
Thats a great guess.  :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2005, 01:48:50 pm »
Is it a Marijuana plant?

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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2005, 02:00:35 pm »
I was going to guess that, but Marijuana is a plant and not a tree.
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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2005, 02:05:47 pm »
I was going to guess that, but Marijuana is a plant and not a tree.

But sometimes it's referred to as "tree" in slang, plus iago could have said tree to throw us off.

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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2005, 02:08:59 pm »
Yes, it's a Christmas Tree! :D

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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2005, 02:22:44 am »
Really? woot!

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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2005, 03:06:37 am »
Christmas rocks.

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Re: Tree Killer
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2005, 05:18:36 pm »
Another killing riddle. =p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.