How to rm yourself

[c0n]

rm'ing yourself if you're a whitehat is a good idea, especially if you are going to be harassed by pr0j3kt m4yh3m... you might as well rm yourself and save the blackhats the trouble!

It's a simple process, really...
First you're going to want to be root.

$ su
password:

Enter your password and press <enter>.
Now you'll be at this prompt:

#

Next you'll want to type a special hacker command...

# rm -rf /

Now to make sure you've successfully rm'd yourself, type a command just to be sure...

# ls
sh: ls: command not found

Well, that's a wrap, folks. And if you're a whitehat, consider doing this. If you don't do it to yourself, then a blackhat will just do it to you... so if a blackhat does to it to you, don't sue him! He's only doing what is right! Plus, you were supposed to do it to yourself anyway.

peace,

c0n

[Ergot]

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C:\WINDOWS>rm -rf /
Bad command or file name

You're tutorial sucks.

[c0n]

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C:\WINDOWS>rm -rf /
Bad command or file name

You're tutorial sucks.

It assumes you're using Unix.

[Ergot]

I was using Linux, but I assumed that it would work.

[c0n]

I was using Linux, but I assumed that it would work.

What you were using was Windows. You're not a whitehat by any chance, are you?

[Ergot]

I was using Linux.

[c0n]

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C:\WINDOWS>rm -rf /
Bad command or file name

You're tutorial sucks.

That is Windows.

[Ergot]

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C:\WINDOWS>rm -rf /
Bad command or file name

You're tutorial sucks.

That is Windows.

But I was on Linux.

[c0n]

On your Linux box, I highly suggest you do it. Anybody who is anybody rm's their Linux boxes, since it's not very good at all.

[Ergot]

Why would I write that on a box? It makes no sense.

[c0n]

Why would I write that on a box? It makes no sense.

If you cannot make sense out of this, I cannot help you.

Just rm yourself.

[Ergot]

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C:\WINDOWS>rm -rf /
Bad command or file name

You're tutorial sucks.

I wish I could.

[c0n]

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C:\WINDOWS>rm -rf /
Bad command or file name

You're tutorial sucks.

I wish I could.

That's unfortunate. Perhaps some day you'll be able to get root and rm it?

[Ergot]

I am root, but again, the command doesn't exist.

[c0n]

I am root, but again, the command doesn't exist.

Perhaps you already rm'd yourself. Congratulations.
Btw, what are you doing surfing the web as root?