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Offline Sidoh

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Durex Condoms
« on: August 16, 2005, 12:04:06 am »
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Re: Durex Condoms
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2005, 12:16:24 am »
LMAO.

people should always wear regular condoms so that their penis are invulnerable :P.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2005, 12:18:19 am by Mangix »
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Re: Durex Condoms
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2005, 10:38:34 am »
You have to be erect to wear a condom, although being you, you'd never need to know that. You have to go shopping some time in your life, and it makes it a lot more comfortable not to be pitching a tent.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Durex Condoms
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2005, 11:11:29 am »
*laugh*
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Re: Durex Condoms
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2005, 12:12:32 pm »
lol that's why schools teach you everything about seckz :)
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Re: Durex Condoms
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2005, 12:17:36 pm »
I had sex with your mom, and the condom broke. And alas, Joe was born.
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Re: Durex Condoms
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2005, 12:31:06 pm »
What? My mom is alive. She just made me a sammich.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Durex Condoms
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2005, 04:09:50 pm »
Quote from: c0n on August 16, 2005, 12:17:36 pm
I had sex with your mom, and the condom broke. And alas, Joe was born.
Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 16, 2005, 12:31:06 pm
What? My mom is alive. She just made me a sammich.
Do you understand what it means when a condom breaks?
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Re: Durex Condoms
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2005, 12:20:33 pm »
Obviously Joe doesn't relize that he is a c0n production.
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