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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2005, 01:42:51 am »
I went off on where you said "Minnesota? I'm going there to fish" or something like that.
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2005, 01:47:58 am »
He said guess where he's going fishing. I did, because I am going there as well. Do you follow the logic at all?

Pornographic film == fishing ?
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2005, 01:53:15 am »
Yes I follow the logic. I was just asking what part YOu were going to, totally relevant to your post, which was relevant to the topic.
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2005, 04:49:30 pm »
so quik, deadly, rate it 1-10.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2005, 09:39:40 pm »
uh no thanks. i don't watch porn.
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on AIM with a drunk mythix:
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2005, 03:45:30 am »
fine then dont be 1337.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2005, 02:46:17 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on August 10, 2005, 09:39:40 pm
uh no thanks. i don't watch porn.
He makes porn :O. Bollywood porn!
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2005, 01:51:43 am »
Quote from: Jojo the Jester on July 31, 2005, 05:13:10 am
www.myfirstsexteacher.com

Gogo! The Mrs. Star movie is really sexy. Oh yeah, its porn. Downloading Limewire to get the full version right now! =)

If I reach deep into the psychology of all this, it appears that Joe just might have a crush on one of his teachers ;).
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2005, 02:12:39 am »
None of them are my teachers. In fact, I don't know any of my teachers, because I just graduated. =p
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2005, 02:27:39 am »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 18, 2005, 02:12:39 am
None of them are my teachers. In fact, I don't know any of my teachers, because I just graduated. =p
No shit, those aren't real teachers. Sorry if that ruined your sexual fantasy.
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2005, 02:39:32 am »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 18, 2005, 02:12:39 am
None of them are my teachers. In fact, I don't know any of my teachers, because I just graduated. =p

Well obviously they aren't your teachers. And it doesn't mean that you never had a sexual fantasy for one of your teachers ;). What I'm saying is, this is the closest link you have in order to fulfill your sexual fantasy for teachers you've had in the past, and will have in the future. This is the only place where they act like they are teachers, and suck a student's cock for having bad attendance records, or bullshit like that. Don't deny it, you must have had a fantasy for at least one teacher. I have before... because some teachers are fine as hell. Just makes you wanna hit that ass. And to dig deeper in the psychology, her being a teacher and it being totally illegal to have sex with her is what drives you even further. Don't deny it, it's pretty obvious.
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2005, 02:54:01 am »
Quote from: pr0jeKt m4yh3m on August 18, 2005, 02:39:32 am
Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 18, 2005, 02:12:39 am
None of them are my teachers. In fact, I don't know any of my teachers, because I just graduated. =p

Well obviously they aren't your teachers. And it doesn't mean that you never had a sexual fantasy for one of your teachers ;). What I'm saying is, this is the closest link you have in order to fulfill your sexual fantasy for teachers you've had in the past, and will have in the future. This is the only place where they act like they are teachers, and suck a student's cock for having bad attendance records, or bullshit like that. Don't deny it, you must have had a fantasy for at least one teacher. I have before... because some teachers are fine as hell. Just makes you wanna hit that ass. And to dig deeper in the psychology, her being a teacher and it being totally illegal to have sex with her is what drives you even further. Don't deny it, it's pretty obvious.
rofl owned @ joe's subconcious
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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2005, 04:34:05 pm »
pfftx.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: [NSFW] My First Sex Teacher!
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2005, 05:42:25 pm »
Man, there is the PE teacher at my old middle school. I'd hit that so fast.
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