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Bnet Idiots
« on: August 18, 2005, 07:41:15 pm »
[17:36:09.984] [BNCS] SomeGuy has joined the channel using StarCraft Expansion.
[17:36:09.984] [BNCS] <SomeGuy> ;ver
[17:36:10.000] [BNCS] <SomeGuy> 'ver
[17:36:13.656] [BNCS] SomeGuy has left the channel.


Alright, alright. I've seen funnier too.

1) Some random guy comes in, and expects to have access. Either that, or he doesn't know how bots work and expects to not need access, making him even dumber.
2) Although this is less funny, he tries using the least popular triggers. Oh well.

Note: That isn't the guys real name. Newby protection fer lyf.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Bnet Idiots
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2005, 09:05:18 pm »
I use the trigger ; in Op Forge @ East.  Probably my favorite trigger.  I think its really leet. :]

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Re: Bnet Idiots
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2005, 03:58:06 pm »
[17:36:09.984] [BNCS] SomeGuy has joined the channel using StarCraft Expansion.
[17:36:09.984] [BNCS] <SomeGuy> ;ver
[17:36:10.000] [BNCS] <SomeGuy> 'ver
[17:36:13.656] [BNCS] SomeGuy has left the channel.

I'd like to point out why the hell he didn't try ?trigger. LOL, that would have saved him the random guessing.
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Re: Bnet Idiots
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2005, 01:31:55 am »
I'd like to point out why the hell he didn't try ?trigger. LOL, that would have saved him the random guessing.

Because stealthbot didn't have trigger set to 0 access, but it did have ver.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Bnet Idiots
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2005, 01:08:55 am »
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<uDead[BS]> can i be ur friend
 [8:18:35 PM] <kp]4[lif3> r u like smart smart?
[16:26:39.533] <ooo-right> jeez, blizzard games DO suck cock, ill go back to playin WoW now, better then those shit blizz games.
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Re: Bnet Idiots
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2005, 03:35:05 am »
I used to have a Bnet Idiots section on my site a while back, removed it when I left Bnet, perhaps I should bring it back? :-\

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Re: Bnet Idiots
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2005, 01:42:45 pm »
Perhaps it contained too much self quotes..:/
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
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Re: Bnet Idiots
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2005, 12:10:11 am »
Perhaps it contained too much self quotes..:/
Too bad I wasn't in any of them.


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Re: Bnet Idiots
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2005, 12:32:41 am »
I thought it was just Sargera. =P

Damnit @ UserLoser.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 


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Re: Bnet Idiots
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2005, 12:51:48 am »
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LilItalianboy59: lets fight on diablo biotch
GenoSidoh06: no
LilItalianboy59: >(

Ahahaha.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Bnet Idiots
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2005, 12:53:11 am »
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LilItalianboy59: lets fight on diablo biotch
GenoSidoh06: no
LilItalianboy59: >(

Ahahaha.
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Re: Bnet Idiots
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2005, 02:40:56 am »
I feel sorry for Sidoh now :-[, talking to so many idiots...
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Bnet Idiots
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2005, 07:58:33 pm »
Perhaps it contained too much self quotes..:/

LOL

I quote on the site: "It seems the average human is de-evolving--becoming MORE stupid."

Perhaps the idiot is scr33n0r, considering there is no such word as 'de-evolve'. It's 'devolve'.
"They speak without proper grammar, spelling and/or punctuation." - a lot of people who do not speak with punctuation and proper spelling and grammar are not idiots. they just dont give a fuck about that stuff on the internet. in fact ive noticed a lot of people who do speak with proper punctuation and grammar are idiots.

"After forming this whimsical theory, I collected much data. I found myself to be completely correct (which was no surprise). I long studied these morons, knowing that my own sanity was at stake. I could have gone crazy and blew up the whole world at any given time, but I didn't. Don't ask me why, it would have done all the idiots some good to die."

- if you spent time studying idiots, then ur an idiot. if you blew up the whole world at any given time, you would have died as well, with all the so-called idiots.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2005, 08:05:08 pm by c0n »