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Offline Newby

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Oxymoron to Towelie
« on: August 26, 2005, 09:17:24 pm »
Sexually active!

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(18:24:50) HighTowelie 4365: Man
(18:25:07) HighTowelie 4365: I wonder
(18:25:10) HighTowelie 4365: how long id be grounded for
(18:25:18) HighTowelie 4365: if they found my porn stash and condoms
(18:25:21) Newby1337: porn stash?
(18:25:22) Newby1337: wtf?
(18:25:24) Newby1337: yo uhave mags?
(18:25:27) Newby1337: and wtf are you wanking off into condoms for
(18:25:27) HighTowelie 4365: the 7gbs
(18:25:29) Newby1337: oh
(18:25:29) Newby1337: hah
(18:25:31) Newby1337: they would be like
(18:25:33) Newby1337: "bitch your stash is TINY"
(18:25:37) HighTowelie 4365: no
(18:25:39) HighTowelie 4365: im saying
(18:25:42) HighTowelie 4365: when my sister gave them
(18:25:43) Newby1337: "C:\Documents and Settings\Mom\AndDad plz k thx ngr"
(18:25:43) HighTowelie 4365: there are !*
(18:25:45) HighTowelie 4365: 18
(18:26:08) HighTowelie 4365: they came in rows of 6
(18:26:14) HighTowelie 4365: so 4 are used in1 of them
(18:26:23) HighTowelie 4365: so if they found theyd think I was sexually active LOL
(18:26:24) Newby1337: hahahahaha
(18:26:27) Newby1337: LOL
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Oxymoron to Towelie
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2005, 11:49:43 pm »
Sexually active with his hand ;P
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Oxymoron to Towelie
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2005, 01:10:27 am »
And sister *cough*

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Re: Oxymoron to Towelie
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2005, 06:50:29 am »
We proved he did his sister, not once, but three times!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Oxymoron to Towelie
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2005, 10:33:01 pm »
haha

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Re: Oxymoron to Towelie
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2005, 12:14:14 am »
I want to see Towelie respond to these allegations..

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Re: Oxymoron to Towelie
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2005, 12:53:06 am »
ROFL Thats Funny. I HAVE TO POST QUOTES FROM NEWBY SOON :-D LOL