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How great it is to be a Canadian
« on: August 22, 2005, 01:49:43 am »
Well I want all the Canadians too tell us why you  love to be a canadian....

Here is my list:

1) Legalized Pot
2) We can "masterbate" without the devil coming after us.
3) Well this one sums it up... Canadian Beer Kicks Ass!
4) We have money that is fun to look at and doesn't have Dead Presidents all over it.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2005, 01:58:43 am »
Don't forget music sharing ;/.
And Americans can masturbate as well ;/
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Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2005, 05:26:23 am »
Yeah, but bush comes after us. Tell me Ergot, whats the masturbation laws in China? =p
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2005, 06:04:06 am »
Well let me answer you that Joe... Extremely bad because all the Asian men are too small too find it too masterbate... JKS!
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2005, 06:59:42 am »
Amsterdam Cannabis culture > Canadian Cannabis culture.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2005, 09:36:15 am »
I have no idea, Joe... but it probably involves dragging people out of their homes and putting them in reeducation camps or something.
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Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2005, 12:56:22 pm »
Really? WTF
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2005, 01:22:40 pm »
Yes, that's why the give out chasity belts at school.
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Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2005, 03:54:42 pm »
*Looks at the original topic*

What went wrong here? lol How great is it to be a canadian and the few canadians that are on this site arn't even posting! :(
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2005, 04:43:59 pm »
Because they are busy getting stoned and drunk while masturbating to your money.
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Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2005, 05:13:13 pm »
How is looking at money fun? :P
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2005, 07:48:18 pm »
<joke>record your voice, and then play it back to yourself. then you will find the truth behind all truths</joke>

<joke>look up the song "Money" by Pink Floyd. its....really nice</joke>

perhaps it's the fact that they are gay and want to have sex with george washington?
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2005, 12:11:34 am »
Quote from: Ergot on August 22, 2005, 04:43:59 pm
Because they are busy getting stoned and drunk while masturbating to your money.
I have a purple bill.  Do you have a purple bill?
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2005, 12:19:43 am »
No :(, may I have one :D?
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Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2005, 12:33:51 am »
I'll trade you my purple bill for your 10 Dollar bill.
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