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How great it is to be a Canadian
« on: August 22, 2005, 01:49:43 am »
Well I want all the Canadians too tell us why you  love to be a canadian....

Here is my list:

1) Legalized Pot
2) We can "masterbate" without the devil coming after us.
3) Well this one sums it up... Canadian Beer Kicks Ass!
4) We have money that is fun to look at and doesn't have Dead Presidents all over it.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2005, 01:58:43 am »
Don't forget music sharing ;/.
And Americans can masturbate as well ;/
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2005, 05:26:23 am »
Yeah, but bush comes after us. Tell me Ergot, whats the masturbation laws in China? =p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2005, 06:04:06 am »
Well let me answer you that Joe... Extremely bad because all the Asian men are too small too find it too masterbate... JKS!
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2005, 06:59:42 am »
Amsterdam Cannabis culture > Canadian Cannabis culture.

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2005, 09:36:15 am »
I have no idea, Joe... but it probably involves dragging people out of their homes and putting them in reeducation camps or something.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2005, 12:56:22 pm »
Really? WTF
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2005, 01:22:40 pm »
Yes, that's why the give out chasity belts at school.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2005, 03:54:42 pm »
*Looks at the original topic*

What went wrong here? lol How great is it to be a canadian and the few canadians that are on this site arn't even posting! :(
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2005, 04:43:59 pm »
Because they are busy getting stoned and drunk while masturbating to your money.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2005, 05:13:13 pm »
How is looking at money fun? :P

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2005, 07:48:18 pm »
<joke>record your voice, and then play it back to yourself. then you will find the truth behind all truths</joke>

<joke>look up the song "Money" by Pink Floyd. its....really nice</joke>

perhaps it's the fact that they are gay and want to have sex with george washington?

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2005, 12:11:34 am »
Because they are busy getting stoned and drunk while masturbating to your money.
I have a purple bill.  Do you have a purple bill?
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2005, 12:19:43 am »
No :(, may I have one :D?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2005, 12:33:51 am »
I'll trade you my purple bill for your 10 Dollar bill.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2005, 12:37:41 am »
$10 Canadian != $10 USD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_dollar

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2005, 01:31:08 am »
All your money is green, how do I know I'm not getting ripped off? :P
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2005, 03:21:31 am »
No it's not.  New 20's and 50's have been printed in cream/pink/blue/green, and they are planning the same for 5's and 10's.

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2005, 04:04:25 pm »
So now America is copying canadians and their creative ways.!
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2005, 08:33:33 pm »
It has pretty golden sparkling stars!

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2005, 09:25:09 pm »
lol is that how they are doing it
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2005, 09:57:07 pm »

I guess I was wrong about the stars.  They're golden sparkling 20s. :(

Edit: They also supposedly explode in the microwave too!
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2005, 01:44:05 pm »
4) We have money that is fun to look at and doesn't have Dead Presidents all over it.

But don't they have like a dead (or near dead) queen on them?

America rocks because:

1) We don't use canadian words.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2005, 06:08:08 pm »
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2005, 06:37:21 pm »
Quik is UnAmerican. Deport him now!
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2005, 08:35:24 pm »
Warrior and Quik.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2005, 08:49:13 pm »
Sounds like we need a word filter.
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[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2005, 08:53:19 pm »
Hardly. You just happened to pick a horrible name. :P
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2005, 09:21:24 pm »
This coming from someone named "Newby"
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2005, 09:25:17 pm »
Touche.
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2005, 10:25:30 pm »
What do you think about my name I do not think it sucks.. I thought like "hey I like snakes and I back stab alot so I'm a GameSnake!".

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2005, 04:27:08 pm »
Wow, look how off topic this is!

My names super cool too because I was looking around my room for something to make my new alias!

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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2005, 01:18:51 am »
There are outlines on it however I can tell you that there is a lot more freedom on it then in US.
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2005, 01:24:45 am »
Like draft dodging :D
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Re: How great it is to be a Canadian
« Reply #35 on: August 26, 2005, 12:03:54 pm »
Please explain that term for me.
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