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Source Code for Sale!
« on: August 23, 2005, 08:57:31 pm »
Yeah, I'm short on cash, so I'm selling my source code instead of making my projects open source.

1) You will get the full source code, support for it, and any upgrades made to it.
2) You will be the only one to get a copy of the source code. Once you've bought it, the only people who will ever have it are you and myself, except under rule 3.
3) You have full rights to the source code. You can distribute it, use it in your projects, or even slap your name on it and say you wrote it (even though thats lame.)

Projects for sale:
[VB6] JoeBot: RGE - $20
[VB6] JoeBot: IRC - $20
[PHP] Joetheodd Productions Website - $20
More to come.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2005, 09:04:43 pm by Joe[x86] »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2005, 09:16:42 pm »
Make a decent site and maybe i'll buy it for advertising revenue :P.

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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2005, 09:19:44 pm »
No one wants your crap, dumbass.

EDIT (Joe) -
They only want BBBB, because that was so elite that nobody bought it and I ended up open sourcing it, and it didn't even save the configuration! Man, that was 1337.

Quit being a hypocrite, faggot.
« Last Edit: August 24, 2005, 07:14:47 pm by Joe[x86] »

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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2005, 09:20:43 pm »
No one wants your crap, dumbass.

I don't know, dude.  I mean, yeah, it's Joe's, but I'm sure there's someone in the world who would "benefit" from it.... ;)
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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2005, 09:33:00 pm »
$20? Jesus titty fucking christ. Your bots better give me a blow job if I buy them...
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2005, 09:37:28 pm »
$20? Jesus titty fucking christ. Your bots better give me a blow job if I buy them...
That wouldn't be too surprising, given the author........ ;)
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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2005, 09:38:20 pm »
$20? Jesus titty fucking christ. Your bots better give me a blow job if I buy them...
That wouldn't be too surprising, given the author........ ;)

I said the bots (or rather, the source code), not the author...

If the computer decides to blow me, however, I'll shell out $100 for the bots!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2005, 09:52:48 pm »
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2005, 09:55:28 pm »
Get a job!

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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2005, 10:01:04 pm »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics ;P

ROFL!!!!

That is freaking hilarious. But seriously if you are relying on a computer to give you a blowjob... you really need to go find a girlfriend.
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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2005, 10:04:12 pm »
@WiReS: I did, then Agarwaen fired me =p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2005, 10:12:55 pm »
I guess you suck at jobs then.  At least sell them at a REASONABLE prices, considering how crappy your coding looks.

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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2005, 05:24:30 am »
wow, depressing.


At least write something beneficial, to even be able to market your products they'd have to stand out in some way. Yes, an oral sex bot would be original, and knowing the age and sex of battle.net 3/4 of them would buy it.
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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2005, 06:38:49 am »
haha
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Source Code for Sale!
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2005, 11:03:56 am »
I'll buy them for $-20, deal? :P