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Offline Newby

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Christmas tune in shell script!
« on: August 28, 2005, 09:44:53 pm »
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better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town

cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
        be good
}

I chuckled. I don't care if you did. =P
« Last Edit: August 28, 2005, 09:48:56 pm by Newby »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Christmas tune in shell script!
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2005, 11:02:41 pm »
See it.. or something similar in my Linux Encyclopedia.
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Re: Christmas tune in shell script!
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2005, 11:06:35 pm »
That's pretty good lol

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Re: Christmas tune in shell script!
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2005, 11:16:14 pm »
*laugh* I actually understood that somehow. =-o
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Re: Christmas tune in shell script!
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2005, 11:23:02 pm »
Thats great. :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Christmas tune in shell script!
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2005, 11:23:11 pm »
*laugh* I actually understood that somehow. =-o

Maybe because, like, it's in English?

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Re: Christmas tune in shell script!
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2005, 11:42:45 pm »
*laugh* I actually understood that somehow. =-o
Because you have heard the song before... It's not too hard to figure out afterwards because it's the same words :P
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Christmas tune in shell script!
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2005, 12:00:04 am »
ROFL.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Christmas tune in shell script!
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2005, 12:48:38 am »
^.^