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Offline c0n

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i am me
« on: August 30, 2005, 04:02:50 am »
hi im c0n. aka c0nthem0n.
if you dont like me then i LOL @ u

while(c0n > y0u)
      LOL();


LOL

i will fork() bomb you lolololol

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Re: i am me
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2005, 03:01:49 pm »
I tried that, but your loop never runs....

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Re: i am me
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2005, 09:31:48 pm »
Don't you have to specify c0n and y0u and LOL?
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Re: i am me
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2005, 11:30:55 pm »
Lmao, I think it was suppose to be a little joke. :) 

Sheesh, people taking things to literally!!   :D
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Re: i am me
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2005, 11:36:14 pm »
I will spoon() bomb you lolol.
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: i am me
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2005, 11:49:48 pm »
I will spoon() bomb you lolol.

hahaha.

Don't you have to specify c0n and y0u and LOL?

it's all implied.

I tried that, but your loop never runs....

just specify c0n as God, and God as the highest number possible, and y0u as the lowest. then it should run fine. then setup the function LOL(); to just printf("LOL\n"); a bunch. then there you go. loop wurkz perfektly

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Re: i am me
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2005, 12:12:07 am »
*snaps fingers*
Code: [Select]
#include <stdio.h>

int c0n = 1;
int y0u = 0;

int LOL()
{
    printf("LOL!\n");
    return 0;
}

int main()
{
   while(c0n > y0u)
   {
       LOL();
   }
   return 0;
}

Untested but should work code.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2005, 01:46:26 pm by Blaze »
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Re: i am me
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2005, 12:15:36 am »
void LOL() is better. That way you're not returning an integer to nothing!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: i am me
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2005, 12:20:10 am »
I wasn't sure if C supported that... *shrug*
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Re: i am me
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2005, 01:46:12 am »
*snaps fingers*
Code: [Select]
#include <stdio.h>

int c0n = 1;
int y0u = 0;

int LOL()
{
    prinft("LOL!\n");
    return 0;
}

int main()
{
   while(c0n > y0u)
   {
       LOL();
   }
   return 0;
}

Untested but should work code.


Hmm, you don't need to put bracers if there's only one instruction.

let me fix this up the eleet way.

Code: [Select]
#include <stdio.h>

int c0n = 31337;
int y0u = 0;

int LOL()
{
    printf("LOL! c0n 0wnz yu0\n");
    return 0;
}

int main()
{
   while(c0n > y0u)
       LOL();

   return (c0n == 31337);  // WILL ALWAYS RETURN TRUE LOL
}

there. the code is now elite.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2005, 12:20:55 pm by c0n »

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Re: i am me
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2005, 02:05:51 am »
Its my way of doing things, and it helps me keep trac off what code goes in what loop/if/else/ect.

btw, I mistyped 'printf'
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Re: i am me
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2005, 10:00:58 am »
unban me from clan zer0 fag  :o
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Re: i am me
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2005, 12:19:29 pm »
Its my way of doing things, and it helps me keep trac off what code goes in what loop/if/else/ect.

btw, I mistyped 'printf'

haha, you're right. i didnt notice that. it has been el fix-o'd
« Last Edit: August 31, 2005, 12:21:13 pm by c0n »

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Re: i am me
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2005, 06:15:52 pm »
I put braces around 1 line code blocks as well, it keeps things imho more organized. :\

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Re: i am me
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2005, 04:35:32 pm »
I put braces around 1 line code blocks as well, it keeps things imho more organized. :\

except it makes ur code look more newbish

too many bracers and your code starts looking really gay like:

if(blah)
{
    blah;
}
else
{
    blah;
}

in my HUMBLE opini0n, this looks c00ler:

if(blah)
    blah;
else
    blah;

it makes it more compact and is more ejeet

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Re: i am me
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2005, 06:36:22 pm »
WTF JAVA PORT LOLOL

public class Main {
  int joe = 31337;
  int c0n = 0;
 
  public static void main(string args[]) {
     while(joe > c0n) {
         LOL();
     }
  }
 
  public static void LOL() {
    System.out.println("LOL! joe 0wnz y0u")l
  }
}
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.