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Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« on: September 08, 2005, 09:02:56 pm »
What flies when it is on and floats when it is off?


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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2005, 09:06:05 pm »

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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2005, 12:07:05 am »
Floats on what?
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The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2005, 08:24:32 pm »
A water plane.

Hahahah. That works, but that isn't the answer.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2005, 08:43:16 pm »
Air?
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2005, 10:41:31 pm »
How is air "on"?

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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2005, 11:28:09 pm »
How is it off? :P
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2005, 05:47:38 pm »
It's neither, which means it's not a possible answer!

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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2005, 01:40:09 pm »
It's not air. 

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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2005, 02:08:27 pm »
A rocket ship :O ?
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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2005, 04:36:25 pm »
A rocket ship :O ?

Good guess!  But no. 


Think smaller, and lighter. 

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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2005, 08:10:03 pm »
A rubber airplane.

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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2005, 10:00:16 pm »
A feather.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Floats and Flies (short) [solved]
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2005, 10:04:25 pm »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT.